How do you cope with the fact that Bannerlord is never getting released?

How do you cope with the fact that Bannerlord is never getting released?

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>tfw harvesting season NEVER.

Copious amounts of masturbation. It helps in the short term.

>Bannerlord is finally released
>in order to comply with Eternal President Erdogan's Regulations on the Advancement of the True Faith, the Muslim Faction is ten times stronger than the others and always wins
>All non-curved swords now deal 0.2x damage
>Dutch invaders enter the game halfway through flying Stuka bombers and wielding MG42 machine guns, but the power of the prophet beats them back
>the rest of the game is actually mediocre and doesn't live up to expectations
>the graphics are still outdated due to the eon long dev cycle
It's for the best that it's not coming out.

I don't care desu

I thought they didn't have heels on their boots back then?

I think this is a picture of a modern reenactor and not an actual surviving photo from the middle ages.

Quints don't lie, as real as it looks, I don't think they had invented colour photos for cameras yet.

I didn't realize heels were high technology.

Come to think of it...what are heels even good for?

You look taller.

is the twitter about their studio getting raided by erdogan true

Link?

Heels are where much of the pressure on shoes come from. They're a way to make the shoes last longer without wasting material making the entire thing thicker. However if you look at a good pair of modern boots the entire bottom is usually thicker anyway. Heels are often a fashion statement.

Also iirc heels have some kind of use for horseback riding but I don't recall what it is.

the heel catches on the stirrup

high heels were a male fashion thing because of this, and the height thing

DELET THIS

bump

Rising Sun 2: Vietnam.

Gonna get stoned and shoot commies.

It will be done by Christmas.

muh dicc

This thread should be on /v/, not here.

>no fun allowed

M&B inspires the historical autist in all of us

>raided by erdogan true
p-personally?

>done by Christmas
2025

...

He showed up and had some strong words to motivate them, after all they are they are entirety of the Turkish video game export market, and the video game industry is worth about $91.5 billion dollars world wide. He'll make the games release on time.

Let the sultan's will be done.

Whats your raiding song?

youtube.com/watch?v=VHb00UI5oyg

Post em, manhunter.

this desu

What are you putting on your Charlie zapping playlist? Obviously CCR and Jimi Hendrix, and those songs by Jefferson Airplane and Buffalo Springfield

As time goes by I have less and less desire to play Bannerlord. It's hyped too much, it can never live up to hype it has created. In the meantime, a whole bunch of other games did and are doing medieval, sandbox, directional attack, physics thingy.

I'm still in love with Warband, mods are still crazy. Actually, the only thing that I loved about Bannerlord is improved editor, but since they are still postponing it fuck it.

I love when I go on a mod page for Warband and there is message "project abandoned because of bannerlord" written five years ago.

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I'd rather they take their time to finish the game than release some half-baked bullshit as devs are wont to do these days.

>muh instant gratification generation
The wait makes it more rewarding when it actually comes out.

Based.

that is comfy as fuck

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Very well.

I bet you bought Fire & Steel lol u cuck

It hardly looks like an improvement over warband with usability mods at all. Zero excitement from me. When the main thing theyre hyping is the board games and custom swords something is wrong.

you have to be willfully blind or just retarded to think that

Easy, I'll just induce myself into a coma with a DNR conditional on Bannerlord's release.

vanilla M&B is shit and boring, the only thing that improves it somewhat are the mods

Is it actually not being released? If not I am genuinely pissed, I'll just wait for Dragon Age 4, which hopefully also gets released.

its a meme

It's Fire&Sword, and yes I bought it when it came out and I enjoyed every 400 hours of it. It has a nice, original setting and it is better optimized than Warband, which allows for bigger battles (I can increase the battle size to several hundreds and still have fluid framerate. I bet you didn't know that).

From what I gather, people don't like it because they are legit too retarded to figure out the troop recruitment system and always go for the crappy mercenaries instead.

The community could work faster than these turks

The community sucks. I want Mount&Blade to stay minimalist and realistic. Leave it to the community, and they would turn it into Floris Mod...

I played as a lord for Swedes but then I realized the Crimean Khanate was probably more powerful then all factions cuz fast shooting horse archers vs musketeers still = defeat to musketeers

And when you think about it the average gun reloads very slowy in that game

Not even worth the autokill shot roflmao

Yeah. He pre-ordered years ago and got tired of waiting.

So if you miss just once, losing your ability to autokill me, I could just shoot you continuously with arrows and you'd die before getting another shot in.

Man, guns were sure as hell primitive back then.

Seriously though, why the FUCK is it taking so long?
>mfw after all this time

iirc one of the coders got killed in the ankara bombing back in 2016 and they have to redo some of the script

That sucks wtf

FUCKING KURDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mandatory mod comes out to fix this 1h after release
Nice try roach king

>people don't like it because they are legit too retarded to figure out the troop recruitment system
Considering the funnest thing about both M&B Classic and Warband were the mods and not the vanilla game (like, at all, it was actually very boring and its novelty wore out within a few days of playing), I don't think that would be accurate.

Nigger they don't owe you anything....Unless you pre-ordered in which case disregard that.

>it's hardcoded into the game

At least Kingdom Come Deliverance will get released. R-right guys?

How do you cope knowing you'll never shove your tongue deep up her asshole?

It's shit. It stutters a lot and the combat is clunky as hell. It even uses outdated mechanics in melee action games like target locking.

it's difficult

We've been waiting five fucking years. These roaches are just jerking us around now.

A lot of porn actors are escorts on the side. It's possible.

>escorts
Escorts don't have sex user, they're not whore you know. Don't be such a cisgendered sexist shitlord.

What kind of bullshit reasoning is this

No one owes you anything you didn't pay for.

On one hand thats true, but they should know how to fucking market their product and time announcements better instead of promising it very early and giving everyone fucking blue balls and ultimately disappointing them when it turns out to be mediocre slag

>when it turns out to be mediocre slag
I wonder how they could manage that. Core gameplay mechanics and controls are a done deal and should just be a polished version of previous games. Basically the only way a release would piss anyone off is if multiplayer was shit or it was much harder to mod.

It was almost harvesting season. Now I'll have to cover myself in butter, wait to be conquered, and spend my days in prison.

Its HOI4 all over again

All I ask is that they let me make my own faction and let my men be equipped however the fuck I want them to be and/or with whatever we might capture from a successful battle.

Because realistically yeah, I have a peasant levy, but we just rolled on some sea raiders and got a bunch of loot, why aren't my peasants grabbing that leather armor and chain hauberk?

I mean srsly now.

E3 soon and Talesworld has a booth in E3
do you guys think that it is for release date or for more gameplay videos?

both [spoilersdontworkonhis]i hope[/spoiler]

They'll just say 2018 and cuck us yet again
Fuck this gay world

they already confirmed the game will be out in christmas

>upstab is official now
We won, /mbg/!