What are the top 10 best Anglo backstabs?

>Then they stage a half a million soldiers and 4 carriers next to your country, then they broadcast the invasion live on cable TV.
Goddamn I fucking love this country

It really does put things into perspective if you aren't used to that kind of thing. I was living in China in '91, and CCTV was rebroadcasting CNN coverage of Desert Storm. All everyone could talk about at dinner was Desert Storm and the American techno magic that was being shown on one of a handful of color TV's available. You have thermal footage that shows a clear outline of where a tank or fortification was, then a white blur would fly in and the screen would get washed out in the explosion. Then a few weeks later, they started showing footage of the highway of death, which was the first time that most of these people got to see charred and burned corpses, and the conversation took a much more somber turn.

Crimean War

>Treachery of The long Knives

Literally their first action as Englishmen, their first recorded act of being perfidious little shits.

They inherited the destructiveness of the Germans, the treachery of the French, and the temperament of the Irish.

Tbh Yalta and Tehran are far more the fault of FDR than Churchill. For some strange reason FDR was fucking enamored with Stalin and gave him more or less everything which he wanted.

Brits are so perfidious they fuck with themselves

and that was how America was born

>backstabbed Poland 3 times
most likely would've been 4 if Operation Unthinkable was put into action

Sounds like a lot of people are mad they weren't born british around here :)

-ottoman capitulations
-opium war
-their willingness to support the confederacy had they shown they had a chance of winning

FDR was warned repeatedly that Stalin was a conniving little rat. FDR, however, thought he hit it off at their first meeting and had a gauge on Stalin.

DESU, it's hard to tell whether FDR fucked it up or not; nothing he gave Stalin was all that significant in the end, and what he got from Stalin turned out to be passable but not critical.

-munich agreement
-british concentration camping boers
-treacherous negotiation of hoare-laval treaty which would have legitimized mussolini's barbarous ethiopian war.
-failure to close the suez canal during the ethiopian crisis
-forcefully taking control of ottoman and egyptian finances after offering them high interest loans
-failing to give muhammed ali of egypt backing so they could prop up the ottomans and force them to be their puppets.
-failing to give the taiping backing so they could prop up a weak qing state to do their future bidding.
-failure to handle the issue of palestine tactfully either by permitting jews to escape there to avoid the holocaust, kicking them out altogether or being a fair arbiter between the jews and native arabs.
-sykes-picot and the failure to give the hashemites syria.
-failing to defend the hashemites against the saudis
-failing to aid the greeks enough in their conquest of constantinople, trebizond and smyrna.

>Sitzkrieg
>Anglo
French did fuck all in the Saar as well
>Suez Crisis
>Blaming the Brits
Yanks cucked them, and the French
Fucking one-eyed francophile american apologist
>Yalta/Tehran
>actually blaming the Brits for this and leaving out FDR
>Anglo Iranian Oil Company
>completely eliminating agency from the CIA
Surely there's enough real examples of "anglo perfidy" to not shill so hard for le innocent cia dindu nuffin
are you actually a yank or do you just want to get good boy points from the big strong american bull?

>Suez Crisis
>Blaming the Brits

Eisenhower had made it explicit he would not support any British or French attempts to carve out new colonies, so it was no surprise when Ike didn't back up the British and French. Ike was in the middle of drawing the newly independent Arab world into the western sphere, when the British, French, and Israelis fucked it up with the invasion, which pushed Egypt into the Soviet sphere, and at the same time gave Sadat credibility in the Arab world for having stood up to the imperialist powers. It also made it impossible to react to the Soviet Union invading Hungary, since the Soviets could point to what was going on in the Suez and say "get off your high horse".

Ike told the British and French what not to do, then they did it anyways.

>completely eliminating agency from the CIA

I didn't say CIA dindu nuffing. The CIA carries out the orders of their political masters, and Washington ordered Mossadegh's overthrow. However, the British had a lot to do with why the order was given in the first place. The US did not start out favoring the British side of the Anglo-Iranian dispute.

> After mediation had failed several times to bring about a settlement, American Secretary of State Dean Acheson concluded that the British were "destructive, and determined on a rule-or-ruin policy in Iran."

Ike himself was not interested in overthrowing Mossadegh.

> Two weeks before his inauguration, [Ike] met with Churchill in New York and did not seem at all interested when Churchill mentioned Iran. In fact, he complained that Britain’s efforts to involve the United States in its Iranian troubles had done nothing but “get Mossadegh to accuse us of being a partner in browbeating a weak nation.”

> All the Shah's men, page 157

However, Churchill was able to turn Ike to his side by convincing the fervently anti-communist Dulles brothers that Mossadegh left Iran vulnerable to a Communist takeover.

cont.

It's clear from the transcripts that Ike absolutely did not like the idea of staging a coup, but his anti-communist doctrine got the better of him in this case. Note that the French were also able to get aid out of Eisenhower by stating they were fighting Communists in Vietnam, but Portugal could not get aid for the Indian conquest of Goa.

Where the "Perfidious Albion" aspect comes into play is that overthrowing Mossadegh was not something Britain could pull off by itself. So they got America to do the dirty work by misrepresenting the facts (Mossadegh was Communist/Pro-Russia), and taking advantage of Eisenhower's containment foreign policy. The British walked away with the profits of the Anglo-Iranian oil company while the USA got all the hatred for overthrowing their Iranian government and installing the Shah.

One last note on the Anglo-Iranian oil dispute.

One of the main causes for the Iranians nationalizing the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company is that in December of 1950, ARAMCO, the ARabian AMerican oil COmpany, signed a deal with King Ibn Saud agreeing on a 50/50 profit sharing arrangement with the Saudis. The British Ambassador in Iran, Sir Francis Shepard, noted this and cabled back to London, urging the AIOC to make a similar arrangement with Iran. At the time, AIOC was giving Iran roughly 17% of their nominal profits, which is regarded as lowballed since AIOC kept it's own books.

To no surprise, the deal Mossadegh presented to AIOC was nearly identical to the deal signed by ARAMCO. The difference is that the British refused to negotiate, and AIOC was nationalized as a result. It's not like the British didn't know better, since Ibn Saud had threatened to nationalize ARAMCO if they didn't sign the 50/50 deal.

That one time they tried to send back a bunch of Polish Commandos and pilots who helped save Britain to Poland which was in control of the Soviet Union (so basically a death sentence)

Wow. Any more info on this? I'd like to read about it.

>Somerville said that it was "...the biggest political blunder of modern times and will rouse the whole world against us...we all feel thoroughly ashamed..."

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Mers-el-Kébir

>be filthy red coat ship
>encounter lone american ship
>ezWin.anglo.jpg
>sneak up to ship
>launch full broadside
>smoke settles
>yfw a full broadside merely scratched the ship's paint job
>as the redcoat captain begins to autistically screech "IMPOSSIBLE" the hungover crew of the USS Constitution returns fire

...

>forced to attack
>those Belgian women they jumped up and down on my cock and then crucified themselves with our bayonets

>quadroon half Dutch men are English

>give a pro-German country even more land when they have no right to it

>hitler was a goodboi just sending them on holiday cruises just like Ley advertised

>Anglo backstabs
Damn you Hapsburgs for betraying us, we would have helped you in a future war

>justified
>your lawful protectors stop you buying illegal products

vietnam says otherwise.

>sitting behind your defences and waiting for the aggressor to come to you is perfidious backstabbing

This fucking website

Vietnam was perfectly successful though, in a "fuck them up so bad that nobody else thinks of going commie" sense.

>actually expecting the French navy to fight for France is too much

>Fuck the British. Most detestable people on Earth,

This honestly. They fought wars to get people addicted to opium.

Only the British got cucked though, while France and Israel held true despite the economic sanctions.

>For some strange reason
FDR was a commie sympathizer.

this and when they sanctioned rohdesia

The Crimean War ofc.

English identity doesn't exist until 100 years war user

Good thing you didn't need to find death squads in Latin America

>lmplying Crimean War didn't benefit all countries involved apart from ottomans

>le vietnam meme

REMINDER THAT BRITAIN LITERALLY LOST CONTROL OF A BOG NEXT DOOR TO THEM

>An island with shit all industry based on outdated agriculture methods
>Fuck all army
>Fuck all resources
>Manages to once almost break the bank of England to the point where they may not have properly ever recovered
>Manages to then actually totally free themselves from Britain, leaving britain nothing but a shitty chunk of 1 county in a corner of the island which produces fuck all
>Britain then loses control of THAT chunk, and signs a document which allows rebels to be put into government
>Britain forever safeguarded the rights of rebels to steal anglo-siezed clay

Vietnam was a bit of a failure, but that was a US invasion of a bunch of shitty jungles against an entrenched, well hidden enemy.

Ireland is a pretty flat litle island with easy to reach populated areas which is about an hour away from britain by air, and you still lost it.

You have 0 righto criticise the yanks over being cucked by jungle rats, seeing as you lost control of a fucking bog through your sheer incompetence.

Why do you think i want to be a retard due from years and years of incest relations.

It amuses me how butthurt the Americans are about losing to five rice farmers with chopsticks.

>lose to a country which would cause Americans to riot
>lose a country which rioted every other generation
>loyalist faction wins the war without your help
What a tragedy

Why does this board hate English so much? Is it filled with frogs?

I'm not American. They got absolutely btfo by vietnam, there is no arguing that.
But an anglo insulting them is a bit rich.

>loyalist faction wins the war without your help
What? Are you talking about the Troubles?
The """Loyalists""" didn't really do anything beyond kill civilians, their paramilitaries killed almost exclusively non-combatants.
The British Army were the only ones who were at all effective against the shitty IRA, and infiltrated them up the ass. And then they essentially signed a surrender that saefguarded the future and prosperity of irish nationalism in Northern Ireland.

America got humiliated. So did Britain, only Britian actually probably could have came out on top but managed to drunkedly stumble into fucking themselves and their people over forever.
It's not anti-english, it's anti-"if you aren't english you don't matter or are rightfully english."

A lot of bongs here are bitter about past mistakes that lost them their empire.

Am a frog myself, and usually do what is in my power to parrot the good deeds of England. I mean, why we shit-talk our enemy from a millenia: it'd be retarded for us to have people believe that our greatest enemy ever is a push-over.

Besides, ain't fun hating on you guys when everyone else is at it. I bet it's mainly Americans that lash out against you.

>I'm not American. They got absolutely btfo by vietnam, there is no arguing that.
>

>I'm not Mongolian. They got absolutely btfo by poland, there is no arguing that.

>only an idiot would say the death of Ögedei caused the mongols to retreat

It fucking boggles my mind how you subhuman foreigners think you understand history, let alone american history.

No.10 being best Anglo back stab of all time.
Top 10 list:
1.Letting nations starve which make surplus food despite them fighting with you in the wars
2.Literally selling drugs to a country then blowing them up for not buying them before taking territory and selling more drugs
3.Letting the Commies take the Baltic states in exchange for a unified Austria
4.Ditching Poland in ww2 to communists
5.Letting own city get bombed by Nazis despite knowing in advance Krauts are coming because you want to keep secrets from Krauts at the expense of civvies
6.Playing the Muslims and Jews in ww1 and then not giving them any land despite the Muslims literally winning that theater for you
7.Battle of Copenhagen in 1807
8.Attack on Mers-el-Kébir
9.Rhodesia
10.Pink map affair literally betraying the one true love of your life so that you could build a rail way you didn't even make

It was just banter tho so calm the fuck down lads.

t. Englishman

Because a lot of history is anglo-washed which bothers amateur historians

I'm Russian and I fucking hate Anglos with a passion. They are easily the most evil people on Earth.

The Warsaw Uprising wasn't really a backstab. According to all existing historical accounts, the Soviet army did actually get tied up somewhere and Eastern Poland and couldn't get to Warsaw in time for the revolt.

>It's another "Britain backstabbed Poland in WW2" episode
>In a secret protocol of the pact, the United Kingdom offered assistance in the case of an attack on Poland specifically by Germany, while in the case of attack by other countries the parties were required to "consult together on measures to be taken in common".
When Germany invaded Poland, Britain declared war on Germany and fought until Poland was free of German occupation. There was no backstabbing there. Besides, why should Britain have wasted potentially millions of British lives and faced the potential destruction of their country to free another from Communist rule? No nation in history has been that kind. In fact, Poles should consider themselves lucky that Britain got involved at all - it would have been much easier for them to just stay out of it and let Germany invade and kill or deport 85% of Poland's population.

>according to all historical documents
cite literally one
I mean, it was a bad idea to begin with- "Doho maybe if we're an independent country kindly uncle Joe will not annex us! :^)" - but I've never heard of the soviet army actually getting tied up by anything other than Stalin ordering, "Nah, nah, let 'em fight it out."

the Russians stopped at the Vistula and waited. Germans and Poles wrote how you could see Russian campfires on the other side at night

Replace the Sitzkrieg with the Mutilated Peace, the Warsaw Uprising with the Battle of Copenhagen, and Yalta with Operation Catapult.

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This absolutely has to be a troll.
The Americans are infinitely more "perfidious" (hint this doesn't just mean "something I don't like", it means traitorous).
Remember that time the French asked nicely for some of the money back from the billions they gave you because they were suffering a famine, and you started shooting at them instead?

>A lot of bongs here are bitter about past mistakes that lost them their empire
Literally no one in Britain gives a fuck about the empire m8, you guys are seriously deluded about what life is like here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madre_de_Deus

>When the Second World War ended, Joseph Stalin reneged on his Yalta promises and a Communist government was installed in Poland. Still, the British government wanted to maintain cordial relations with Stalin, and so tried to persuade Poles in the UK to leave. Most Poles felt betrayed by their wartime allies. They refused to return to Poland, because of a range of reasons: the Soviet repressions of Polish citizens (1939–1946), Soviet conduct around the 1944 Warsaw Uprising, the Trial of the Sixteen and other executions of pro-democracy Poles such as former members of the Home Army including Emil Fieldorf and Witold Pilecki, and finally, the creation of the Eastern Bloc.
>The result was the Polish Resettlement Act 1947, Britain's first mass immigration law.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_Resettlement_Act_1947

>Meanwhile, the Polish government in exile had maintained its existence, but France on 29 June 1945,[6] then the United States and United Kingdom on 5 July 1945[6][30] withdrew their recognition. The Polish Armed Forces in exile were disbanded in 1945, and most of their members, unable to safely return to Communist Poland, settled in other countries. The London Poles had to vacate the Polish embassy on Portland Place and were left only with the president's private residence at 43 Eaton Place.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polish_government-in-exile#Postwar_history

Also
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Victory_Celebrations_of_1946#Political_controversy
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3884076/Why-did-humiliate-Polish-aces-Battle-Britain-heroics-ungrateful-nation-wanted-deport-men-women-fell-Hitler-feared.html

Which is why you suddenly see a lot of Poles show up in Africa fighting as mercs. They had no home to return to since they had fought for the Government-In-Exile, which was seen as an opposition to the Soviets.

Arise, ashen one

Anglos are like the jews, except they don`t even pretend.

Threads like these make me proud to be Eternal.

Rule, Britannia!