You Are Living in a Simulation

Ever wonder why right after you sell the price goes up? Or when you buy the price goes down? Even if it is just a small amount. If it seems to happen to you frequently, let me give you a bit of advice.

Do you have a Webcam or a mic in your house?

Certain websites can track the number of people in your home. They know who you have steady contact with. Phones can listen in for keywords. They can sell this information to trading sites. Why is this relevant?

Let me tell you..

When you are trading, the site will show you a specific price. How do you know that this price is the same price everyone else is seeing? The site can sync prices for people who are connected.

So how do you know the prices are not manipulated shortly after you make that trade?

The price you see are simulated for you. They are not universal. They may be small manipulations but you have to be careful.

Protip: remove webcams and any audio type devices, including gaming headsets with a mic.

I'll take your shekles for these tips.

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That made me really paranoid for a minute, but youre nuts man

>Ever wonder why right after you sell the price goes up? Or when you buy the price goes down?
Nah just sounds like you suck at trading

I am pretty sure the price tanks every time i jerk off(about 2-3 times a week). Not sure why haven't tried using this to short yet though.

You're fucking retarded

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hmm, why would everything I invest in go up? Ive also sold things at the peak tons of times, sometimes forced to because I needed money but always at the ATH coincidentally.

Let's see that proof.

I'm not saying its impossible.

But if they are able to track you I can assure you, you will have a tough time.

If this was true, you'd be dead before you'd be able to post this. I believe you, though.

/x/ you're drunk go home.