*opens your country*

*opens your country*

*opens your continent*

*opens your moon*

*opens your anus*

Really made me think.

No one is gonna post *opens your oven*?

That fourth button from the top tickles my autism. What's with that sloppiness? Didn't people take special care when getting photographed back in the days?

He was a navy man. He had no time for such formalities.

*opens your mind*

"Open.
The country.
Stop.
Having it be closed."

Knock knock

It's the United States

And they have boats

gunboats

*opens your bodice*

*bombs your harbor*

*nukes your city*

psssh nothin personal jap

*pushes you back to the 38th parallel*

*opens your neck*

*closes your argument*

best not try that again bud

*destroys your continent*

Shut up Perry

*Assassinates your president*

*surrounds your barn*

*cuts own testicles off*

Haha epic reference guys

Gets un-personed for getting Mao's son killed.

Peng Dehuai actually saved the country by doing that, and he gets so little credit for it.

Don't open it.

*ruins the planet*

I will open everything in this world