If we come to a minefield, our infantry attacks exactly as if it were not there

>If we come to a minefield, our infantry attacks exactly as if it were not there.

I'm extremely serious about this question, so here me out.

What if in 1941, when Georgy Zhukov was appointed as commander of the Leningrad Front, instead he turned into a snake?

In this scenario: in that winter day, Stalin doesn't appoint Zhukov as commander of the Leningrad Front. Zhukov is sitting in his office alone, when suddenly he feels off.

Always ready with a pen, he documents his experience:

>his skin discolors
>it becomes rougher
>his tongue forks
>eyes goes black, it becomes hard to write
>legs shrink into body
>arms shrink into bodies, Zhukov can no longer write

The rest of the transformation takes place; what was once a human of normal stature is now a slender creature of significant girth.

This scenario assumes that Zhukonda retains his intelligence. What happens next? The first obstacle would be him to survive until his secretary or guards found him. Then the next challenge is convincing them who he is. Best case is that he does, but what about everyone else? Is he able to continue his job? How is he treated by peers, the general public, and enemies?

Discuss.

that was fast.

Nothing will stop Zhukov from uniting the Russian peoples under one graveyard.

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Zhukov forever

In Zhukov we trust

Hail Zhukov

What was this guy's name again

Khorne

>Idiots keep saying that Zhukov was a bad general
>When you can plainly see that he has a shitload of medals

That's loot he got from russians.

Zhukov was awarded a medal for each million Russians killed under his command.

>implying Soviet medals mean shit
they give them out like candy, if you were fortunate enough to be sent to the front after germans run out of ammo

>Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in killing as many of your own troops as possible, without fighting.
- Georgy K. Zhukov

Himmler shoots Hitler and proclaims Reich will now serve its Snake God.

>more

I read a book by a guy who survived that, his division took over 150% casualties. All he had to say was
>we were given objectives, but then Stalingrad happened and everything was shipped south. The objectives remained though.

>Idiots keep saying Brezhnev was a bad leader
>When you can plainly see that he has a shitload of medals

>mfw it's a real quote

>mfw it actually makes sense

It's probably not though.

The quote makes perfect sense. Zhukov spoke about Soviet practical experience with Eisenhower, which showed that a fast attack through a minefield usually caused less casualties and provided better results than any attempt to move through it slowly while clearing the mines. Why? Two reasons. First one is that extensive minefields were usually placed to cover weaker parts of the defensive positions which means that a quick assault would achieve the results before enemy reinforcements arrive. The second is artillery and mortars. The more time your units spend on the minefield trying to move through it the more time the enemy artillery have to murder them in the open. This was not a problem the Americans were familiar with as they were so much better equipped than literally every other army in the conflict that they could almost always silence German artillery with quick and efficient counter-battery fire.

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