Emoticon history thread

Battle of Berezina?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capture_of_the_Dutch_fleet_at_Den_Helder# ?

Bingo

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....THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED!

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THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED
Too soon

Battle of Koan?

The Mongol fleet getting sunk by typhoon.

Mongols fleet get sunk, then gunboats opens the borders?

Yep, mongol fleet getting kamikaze'd. Shouldn't have added the flag, made it too easy.

star wars

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Lincoln assassination? Just from the hat.

Sorry for autism

John Wilkes Booth wasn't wearing the hat, silly

Shooting the prince of Orange? Forget the name but remember the killer got some speshul treatment

Ah, fuck it. I was going for the murder of Jesse James.

uhhh ww1?

Bonnie and Clyde

Shit, I think you're right.

I gave up half way through, but yeah

i kek'd so hard you can't even imagine

In order:

1. Assassination of Franz Ferdinand and his wife.
2. Mobilization by the powers.
3. War starts as France and Russia vs Austria and Germany
4. Germany attempts a sickle-cut maneuver through Belgium, earning disapproval from Britain.
5. It is now France/Russia + Britain vs Austria/Germany
6. Turkish cruisers shell Russian ports in the Black Sea on the orders of Enver Pasha.
7. Now France/Russia/Britain vs Austria/Germany + Turkey
8. France/Russia/Britain offer money and clay to Italy
9. Now France/Russia/Britain + Italy vs Austria/Germany/Turkey

Pretty creative, props to you.

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>God as Santa

I kek'd

tower of babel

Lincoln rape

gl

1933 German elections/1939 Nazi invasion of Poland

STORM CLOUDS, FIRE AND STEEL
DEATH FROM ABOVE MADE THEIR ENEMY KNEEL
SHINING ARMOR AND WINGS
DEATH FROM ABOVE IT'S AN ARMY OF WINGS

*kings
dammit

The Battle of the Four Armies

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nero and his flute

Assssgincourt

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Invention of currency?

Nope. It's a particular military campaign

Caligua's campaign against the sea

Got it