What are the best *record scratch* *freeze frame* moments of Veeky Forums?

Pic related

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Where is this one in the power rankings?

Hitler about to bite the pill
>You'll all be wondering; how did I end up like this?
>Well, it all started when ...

You see, it all started with these guys called the Merovingians...

>battle of Adrianople
>every time Rome was sacked
>fall of Constantinople
>the death of Montezuma
>death of Christ
>pic related, I can hear it just by looking at this

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>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
So, you're probably wondering how I got into this mess. Well, lets go back to 1905...
>early 2000's pop punk song plays

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See that
>pans to sakhalin
That's gonna be mine
>Pans to St. Petersburg and russian military
...some day

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youtube.com/watch?v=2sGmmxUQWig

*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
>yup that's me, my wife, my kids
>you're probably wondering how I got myself into this mess? Well... it all started with my good pal Adolph...

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>D R I V E I T D E E P

kek

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he was qt before he was fat

*gong sound*
*freeze frame*
You're probably wondering how I got into this sticky situation. We're going to have to go back...
youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y

Kekked

The Japs all looked pretty Veeky Forums while the Americans looked retarded with their trousers nearly pulled up to their tits.

Why did they do that?

The Americans were all navy men so that was there uniform. The Japanese are government and military officials which is why they are dressed very formal