Hitler's Ding Dong

Why do I keep getting banned for asking if it's possible that the figurine on the table was a replica of his erect penis? It appears to have a pee hole (meatus) a little below the glans (head), since it is believed that he had hypospadias. The scrotum also looks a little narrow like it only had one testicle. Please tell me why this is such a ban-worthy speculation? And what else could the sculpture be?

Google "hypo cock" to see a living example of a cock that literally hangs its head in shame when erect. This curvature is called chordee

What if he had a surprisingly big hypospadias cock like those porn guys? What if it was a good 7 inches erect in his Beer Hall
Putsch days?

What if he truly had penis replicas decorating his Berghof?

Why does no one care?

You keep getting banned because nobody gives a shit about your stupid threads about Hitler's dick.

WE DON'T CARE ABOUT HITLER'S PENIS.

I care about Hitler's penis.

>And what else could the sculpture be?- 6 posts shown.

its a man kneeling down i think

So do I.

have he even fucked once?
it must have been tremendously frustrating to not have a sexslave because while commanding armies, regulating his own batshit insane creations and still somehow lead a country

he must have had a sneaky fap inbetween being busy all the time to release pressure, which also means he may or may not have been busted accidentaly by his high ranking staff generals/ss guards

>5 unique IPs
>three of which are the last 3 posts
The samefaggotry in this thread is absolutely pathetic. Stop trying to force your lame memes.

He may have created that sculpture with his own hands!

Some of Hitler's nude artwork.

Why would he pose with a statue that had such a tiny dick? He appears to have been more endowed than the statue was in proportion.

>Why would he pose with a statue that had such a tiny dick?
For the same reasons Greeks depicted tiny dicks for hundreds of years.

Because only a barabarian had a big dick, civilised Greeks could control their urges so we're depicted flaccid

Like this?

Hitler appeared to have had a good 4-5 inches flaccid, so a sculpture with a 7 inch bent erection and a circumference up to the size of a golf ball would be about right.

He had a deformed foreskin that retreated unevenly when erect, but didn't want it removed for fear of looking Jewish.

He drew more nude women than nude men.

Why is this?

Someone please respond!!!

Why did he draw more nude girls than nude guys?

because he was a closeted homosexual

Self portrait?

What is this? Was figurine on the table a replica of his erect penis? It appears to have a pee hole (meatus) a little below the glans (head), since it is believed that he had hypospadias. The scrotum also looks a little narrow like it only had one testicle. What else could the Sculpture be if not?

it looks like some kind of alien device for pleasure

we all know hitler was visited by

Stop spamming this shit all over the board

no