Isn't anarcho-capitalism an oxymoron?

Isn't anarcho-capitalism an oxymoron?

Yes

No, anarcho-communism is.

Actually it's both.

That's the original definition of anarchism

Ancaps are a bastardization of that

Isn't 'equal opportunity' an oxymoron? If everyone has equal access to something, it's not a new set of possibilities.

yes

Yes,. Capitalism wouldn't work without some form of state in place to prevent everything from devolving into competing mafias/statelets that used organized violence to get their way. An-caps are absolutely retarded.

Anarcho-capitalists seem to mostly be 15 year olds who browse /pol/

Also ancaps seem to be under the impression that property rights are some metaphysical thing that people would magically respect. Realistically, without some kind of law enforcement, there would be no incentive for people to respect each others' property rights.