Did Hitler have xeroderma pigmentosum?

It's a condition where you can't spend even a moment in the sunlight or in a tanning bed.

Often called "moon children."

Did he have ocular albinism?

Why was his neck so much lighter than his face?

Because it's a poorly colorized black and white photo.

No, because he would have looked like this woman with a severe form after all those outdoor rallies.

He looks about the same color as every other man in Germany, so no.

PS: I see "Little Adi" again in that picture. It can't just be a "random wrinkle" in his pants.

I hope my face never gets like that! I think I'd rather die!

Why would the tallest man in the world at one time have a penis not much bigger than Hitler's?

No, but he did have a farting disease. Imagine being around him with constantly BRAAAAP sounds, and you just have to keep your poker face.

Can this retard be banned already?

I keep coming back.

It looks like it was long and thin.

These threads are funny I hope they become a meme so I can post screenshots of them on /r/Veeky Forums for upboats

Did Hitler have eunectes murinus morphus? It's a condition where you turn into an anaconda.

RIP

pretty sure thats a viper

Apparently not.

I wonder why he died so young?

If I didn't know better, I'd think he was reaching for his thing.

>2 hour later near dead bump
>2 hour later near dead bump
Nice misdirection OP. Quit trying to force a /s4s/ tier meme

You can't always tell how BLUE his eyes were.

That doesn't even look like the real Hitler. Maybe it was a different person?

My phone suspects that it's him but isn't 100% sure.

Why does no one care that he sometimes poo pooed in his pants?

Why does no one care???

Damnit WHY??????!

>Poop poop poop!
>Poop poop poop!
Why does no one care that the combination of his:

1. Parkinson's Disease
2. Ulcerative Colitis
3. Meteorism
4. Psychosomatic Diarrhea
5. Anxiety
6. Drug Addiction
7. Chronic Lung Problems
8. Possible Spina Bifida

Occasionally worked together in such a way that he lost control of his stool before he could go to his bathroom and remove his excessive clothing? (Hint: he wasn't wearing sweat pants with a port-o-john a few feet away at all times.)

Why does no one care???

From a Spina Bifida website, thought the condition is not proven:

"The nerves that run through the spinal cord also control the bowel and the sphincter muscles that keep stools in the bowel.

Many people with spina bifida have limited or no control over their sphincter muscles and have bowel incontinence.
Bowel incontinence often leads to periods of constipation followed by episodes of diarrhoea or soiling."

Still no one cares?

Why?

His skin tone was a little darker than mine in some pictures.

Why is his face a little swarthy in comparison to my finger?

Why is he just a tad bit darker than I am? I like him being the way he is, but why do you think he isn't fair complected like a white Barbie without a tan?

Wow, now that's robbing the cradle!!!

No they don't have shoes.

Why does Ken look female whereas Hitler, albeit shorter, is correctly read as male?

Why?

because ken is a fucking faggot