/cpg/ - Canadian Plumber general

Get in here fellow Canadian Plumbers. Let's all share the secrets of the trade and make fun of cryptocucks

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kek. You've been building up to this all day haven't you?

just ripped off an old lady for $4,000 feels good man

I know this a meme but I actually want to do a trade.

I'm 22 so going fresh out of high school through a program isn't an option. The economy is garbage where I'm at right now and I can't find any companies taking on starters that aren't flooded with applications.

Any advice on getting into the industry? I wouldn't mind being a plumber or an electrician.

I work as a Canadian Plumber. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, thats right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 5:00 AM today. I was able to install 3 boilers each giving me ~3000$ per. I unclogged 3 toilets each giving me ~600$ each for 30 minutes of work. I find problems that dont exist in every single customers house that i enter into. Even if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

> You really need this heat exchanger upgrade to your heating system!! It's looking really old and your pipes could burst any moment.

> Even though its completely fine i'll just bill them for a $900 part that was in perfect working condition.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $12,585 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "Bitbeans, Cuckbeans, Iconomis, and Digibytes" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money with your pink wojaks..

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realise that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in the trades because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor

So I got into my first job site of the day and god damn what a bunch of retarded fucks.

Let me tell ya, being 24 and irish I can manipulate anyone, doesn't matter if you're a frail old man that can barely walk down the stairs or an astute lawyer, as long as you have money you know god damn well I'll be in the basement covered in body odor slamming on the walls making sure things are getting exploited.

You god damn crypto cucks. I installed jim bobs water heater for 400$ and it only took me 2 hours. Idiots. I bet they were happy as well. My plan of attack is to search for weaknesses inside their systems and scare the ever living daylights out of them with all these disastrous occurrences so I can convince them to let me fix it, trust me, they ain't got a fuckin' clue.

Listen buddy, you're in Vancouver and those Chinese fucks ain't gotta fuckin' clue, let me tell ya. They catch on? Fuck em, we make the company disappear. I have a huge customer list, if I see them on the list I give them an insane quote or tell em to fuck right off, can't let them catch on since those fuckers are fucking vicious.

Fraud charges? What's that. Fraud = new company. All it takes is a wordpress and a free domain kids. Same template everytime, works like a charm.

What's the matter crypto cucks? You sad? You sad superior intellects like me rake in 10k a week while you cretins nervously refresh coinmarketcap hoping for a 3% change?

Aww it's ok. I'll always be on top, you'll always be on bottom.

Here's my manual to financial freedom kiddos.
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I just installed two unnecessary new boilers in montreal, 2000 dollars a piece, for some old suckers with dementia. The boilers were scrap, only cost me 100 dollars from the yard, one of them had a rat inside. They'll probably break next week.

Feels great!

The problem with being an electrician is that you either work on houses (mediocre money), work for a company (mediocre momey), or own a large electrician/infrastructure company and make millions.

A plumber can make really good money working for himself and let me tell you, one of the richest people I personally know, let's say ~70-90M net worth owns a company that does sewage lines for malls, shopping centers, hotels, and all types of new construction.

I installed "new" hvac units from the scrap yard for soon to be dead boomers for 10k a piece this week! Easy peasy lemon squeasy!

Ayyy good on ya junior. Good shit!