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Did this a while back at the height of the mining craze.

1. Post on Mining subs on Reddit

2. Selling Mining Motherboards/Risers

3. Only accepting ETH/BTC as payment

Made a quick 4 grand on it.

The hero we deserve

play a "trust game" with a anime image board where you tell them to send you X amount of btc and you'll give double back

Run a synagogue.

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anything next level?

Free armor trimming (but you run off with the armor)

Incorporate a company. make it something that's IN at the moment. Something that could get big.
invest heavy in a website, make it look as legit as possible. make it look like your company is huge.
Buy a penny stock shell company, at no cost to you, using unregistered securities to raise ~100k.

The shell company's stock will go crazy. +1000% in a week. After you are in control of the company, take on more unregistered securities to fulfill your 1 million dolor employment contract.

Issue yourself some shares. Dump them immediately, while the stock is still high.

The unregistered securities become convertible in 6 months, per SEC Reg D, Rules 504.

At this point, the note holders will dump your stock until there is no one to buy. You then reverse split the stock at a rate of 10000-1. This will wipe out ALL investor wealth, because not all of the note holders converted again, and you stock will continue to fall a little.

Wait a year. Pump the stock with "developments". Take on more unregistered security debt, again to fulfill your employment contract.

Repeat.

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Ask your parents for more money.

Buy shitty business
Employ fake people
Use fake identities (same as fake employees so when banks call you can pretend to be the boss etc) to secure credit cards and loans
Go visit some shitty used car lots and cash out

And I won't go to jail for this? Shit, this sounds brilliant. I hold a patent on something that sounds a lot cooler than it actually is. I'm going to give this some thought. Thanks, breh.

yeah this shit happens all the time.

But Rule 504 or 144, forget which, specify that you can only take $1m per year in unregistered securities. &if the company you buy already issued some, that eats into the amount available in the year.

Also, realistic compensation is like $100k without the SEC shutting you down. &issuing stock to yourself then dumping is also risky, especially if you reverse split after.

Don't reverse spit too often. Those need approval by FINRA. If they deny you you're fucked.

Protip: Own the company that buys the unregistered securities for maximum gains

What is credit good for when you're 25 and making terrible pay?

youtube.com/watch?v=ak97RvW6aqo

Absolutely brilliant. It sounds like as long as you don't get too greedy and attract attention, a fella could work this.

next level

For sure. This happens. It also really helps you look legit if you have at least a low-cost failing(

the last one is legit btw, ask Veeky Forums

I got 600 bonus reward miles doing this

Problem: Gotta get people to buy.

Why you on Veeky Forums if you don't mind me asking?

if you are a chad just pick up a drunk girl on a friday and go back to her place, jack the money from her purse , she will think she spent it cause she got drunk af.you coukd snatch an ipod or whatever too

buy a credit card
spend 99% of limit
sell credit card for 10%+ of credit limit
tell credit card company you lost your card
company reissues card
sold credit card is now blocked and useless

Get a contact in China to ship you fake rolexes.
Buy them for $50 and sell them for $400 on the darknet.
I'd do it, but that's too illegal for my blood.
Used to sell fake gold (legitimately as fake gold) just for keks and research purposes on there.
Before I came along those idiots were paying $100 for something you could get on aliexpress for $10.
Darknet is rife with niches

repurpose the en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airplane_game to the modern age.
nobody recognizes it, since old suckers died or forgot.
target women, instead of men, with new age magic bullshit and "giving for a sister" meme.
switch to country with new economy and growing greedy middle class in South America
keep "rebuying" in so you are always at the top

pre-mine the shit out of some litecoin clone
pay 4 btc to have clone listed on exchange
dump half, pump, dump rest

Can you explain the Airplane game? The link isn't helping

advertise a day vacation for old people in care homes
rent a shitty van, a room, buy some cake and coffee
park the oldies inside the room and sell them overpriced bed sheets for 10 hours straight, until they part with their money, because they forget where they are and just want to go home

>Buy a penny stock shell company, at no cost to you
>no cost to you

Nigger what???

Why not just do what Napoleon hill did and just keep issuing new shares to people and pocketing the money? Seems a lot simpler desu.

Make it a company that "helps" one legged orphan Trump supporters, make people feel like shit if they don't invest with you.

classic 8 ball pyramid scheme.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyramid_scheme

how can you pitch that to someone

you dont. the people that buy in, recruit others (mostly friends and family) by word of mouth, to recoup their investments.

as for the intitial seeding round, there is some secret sauce there, but the key is to play to greed (while obfuscating it with charity for women/empowerment for men)

does it have to revolve around a product or something tangible or is it just presented as a wealth sharing system or something

>1 + 2 + 4 + 8 + 16 + ...

I'm no dummy. Eventually you'll have an organization with -1 person in it.

wealth sharing (for instance: women giving to women so they can beat the male patriarchy).

read up on women gifting circles. then change enough of the terms/amounts that it becomes hard to Google.

lawyerrant.wordpress.com/favorite-scams/gifting-circles/

obviously this is absolute moral trashing scam and you will feel bad

Wow so funny i was just at one of these presentations and luckily i got to the door before it started.

Maths is hard. Also maths is for evil logical men, so you should not trust them when they say your circle will collapse, they just dont want to see you getting rich and out of their control.

what was the theme? dinner? elements? planets?

im not sure,

was at a hotel restaurant in vancouver.
They actually were talking about bitcoin, and they had my interest.

Then suddenly i get pushed this bitcoin MLM scam thing where you just pay them to hold your coins and they only pay you a compounding interest return.

They didnt even start the presentation but i had heard enough and left.

The one MILF explaining it to me seemed to be into me, but then she called ethereum lithium and alarm bells started going off in my head

just shill the usual biz threads and he'll make it

>then she called ethereum lithium and alarm bells started going off in my head
kek

>The one MILF explaining it to me seemed to be into me, but then she called ethereum lithium and alarm bells started going off in my head

gayssipaskaa etc

Nice. Once we enter bull again this will probably be an opportunity again.

topkek

I run a bunch of accounts of Localbitcoins that are all scams. Both in the buying and selling sections.

My dream one day would be to scam one of you idiots from this board.

how to do ?

KIDS xD

5BTC

1thread 45 minutes rping best roi in my live

A friend recently invited me to a ponzi scheme that involved bitcoin. Basically you pretend to be a hedge fund that invests in bitcoin and invite people to events to try to convince them to give you money, all you have to do is make it look like bitcoin is this super hard thing to understand and your fund is full of nerd traders who understand this crazy new technology.

What if (((I))) have no morals

Assuming you know how to program a simple e-commerce website all you do is make one for selling drugs and make it look all pretty and modern. Sell goods at market price but make sure to only accept bitcoin.

Then, obviously, never ship the product.

Make sure you pay for everything like hosting and DNS in bitcoin.

You'll make a couple grand quickly before needing to start over.

It helps if you have a bunch of throw away accounts with history on leddit and forums and shit to shill with assuming you can type in english well enough, sorry pajeets.

Is money worth the risk going to jail for a while?

Depends where you live. If Canada, it's basically a paid vacation from wagecucking but if southern states enjoy the butt rape.

there is a lot of human garbage ITT

Im about to do this shit, any tips? My credit card has been maxed out for like a year

first world countries
Sweden,Germany,France etc

Yeah, pay it off and then do it. You want to be able to dispute the charges.

Do you use vpn and to when you post on this subreddit?

> is okay with politicians getting paid 6 figs
> all they do is sell out american people

Bet you dont have a problem with that.

Yeah you're not ready to scam people online, kid

>i've been getting free clothes all day lately it's so easy just make a fuking complaint to them and say their shit was fucked up and you're a big time customer and not happy at all

how much stuff have you gotten? i need a new wardrobe.