Redpill me on the House of Habsburg

Redpill me on the House of Habsburg

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They had more luck than abilities

G*rm filth who tricked, murdered, and betrayed their way to greatness, only to lose it all because try as they might, at the end of the day there were only G*rms.

They got cucked and now they're Habsburg-Lothringen.

Excellent at political marriages and willing to inbreed to a ridiculous level just to stay in power.
Shit at everything else, even their own ancestral house and lands where conquered by the Swiss.

I don't get how the marriages are valid because of without Papal dispensation.
The proximity of blood between the betrothed are so close that it would mean that it's automatically invalid.

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>inbred level
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If they inheirited the throne of England we would all be living in a post-feudal universal catholic monarchy utopia

Haters will deny this

>Come out of nowhere
>Assume a bunch of titles such as Duke of Austria
>Somehow become Holy Roman Emperor back when it was an obscure shithole
>Make the Holy Roman Empire the best ever
>assume even more titles
>become the most powerful family in history
>Inbreed
>Forced to marry member of Lorraine

>Your country's Habsburg line went extinct
>Forever stuck with a Capet branch in your throne

私の最初のいとこはこのかわいいことができない (My First Cousin Can't Be This Cute!)

>Forever stuck with a Capet branch in your throne
You'll change your tune when Leonor will inevitably start whoring herself with some shitskins

>you will live to see Juan Perez Borbon in the throne of Spain

If the Pope threatend a Habsburg Rome would have burn (again). The Popes became total bitches after the sack of Rome

>>Somehow become Holy Roman Emperor back when it was an obscure shithole
>>Make the Holy Roman Empire the best ever
Please nigger, HRE was ruling Europe during the high medieval, and the first Habsburg emperor is seen as the moment when the HRE went to shit.

>you will see abderraman el bakali de borbon in the throne of Spain
>spain will become al andalus in your lifetime
Neat

They were Austrian

They were Swiss.

If only anything cute had ever came out of Hapsburg incest.

At least their Habsburg is in the heart of Swiss territory. But then for being Swiss one would need to take the oath, which they never did.
So instead of becoming Swiss citizens they decided to become some shady shit like Dukes of Austria and Kings of Spain.

They descended from the very old swabian stock

>There is any difference between Swabians and Swiss

>very old swabian stock
Eticho was a Burgundian Duke, he was neither Alemanni nor Swabian.

Well nothing cute ever came out of Oreimo except for Ruri

Excuse me

their success was history's greatest joke.