My 23andme said that Im 5 % jew. Does that mean Im in the tribe? Can I go around and callmyself stein

My 23andme said that Im 5 % jew. Does that mean Im in the tribe? Can I go around and callmyself stein

lmao 5% is like small baby

10% ashkenazi reporting

it sure does.

i am 100% jew

you cannot stop the jew movement.

only if you got it from your mother

Not enough. Hitler was 8% jew. Even he was a bigger jew than you.

congrats OP, now the jews have your DNA on file. They will probably not exterminate you since you are 5% kike

>ywn be jew

>100%
6 million percent Jew here. How does it feel to be a tribelet?

2.5% ashkenazi jew here. Can I still profit from it?

your mother needs to be a full blood jew, or else you not in the club according to talmudic law

sorry goy

I don't even need to ask this but it's safe to assume this board has the most heebs on it correct?

who here BAB (Big Ashkenazi Brain)

I wonder if all this financial prowess is worth losing your foreskin

It means train trips, showers and ovens are in your immediate future.

Dammit Veeky Forums

>Tfw I remember those threads

>callmyself stein
Stein means rock, a fitting description for user's smarts

I too have trace amounts of jew DNA according to ancestry.com

>Does that mean Im in the tribe?
That means your great grandmother got JEWED.

>doesn't call it a jewvment
You had one job.