What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

He broke the game

I think Veeky Forums is based off of his philosophy

That's just it. He had no problem.

Alex stood in his sun.

I like to imagine that Alexander was like that snapchat catgirl that wrote "I showed you my dick, now answer me".

anybody have the barrel maker greentext where he has to sell himself into slavery?

It was actually elliot rodgers that said that, she just stole it

He didn't, he was captured. When he was sold they asked him what his job was. He replied, my job is to be a master of men. Then he said, if anyone needs a master of men, please buy me.

He was bought and the guy treated him nice and he imposed all sorts of great wisdom on the dude (according to sextus impericus at least)

No no no, the barrel maker, not Diogenes himself.

BEHOLD

Didn't have a big enough mixing bowl

Did Veeky Forums catfish him?
Is that why he shot those people
[apoiler] how shitty are you you can't even get a rifle to kill people

Cho did alright

> What was his fucking problem?

the hypocrisy

Proto-NEET

Aw yeah, saving up all them Diogenes memes payed off.

He was a man possessed by kek, I could imagine him as a patron saint of this site.

How would an actual cynic act and behave today?
Probably locked away like a stray dog.

He was the most enlightened fellow that ever graced the face of ancient greece.
Probably like punks.

DELETE THIS

Hypocrisy was a part of what made him funny, you ape.

Reeeeeee. I'm an important philosopher who must be taken seriously. Reee

gg allin

Did he really exist, or is he just someone later generations made up/embellished about in order to indirectly make fun of other philosophers.

the first and only übermensch

None.

People presented the problems upon him

"Bite it, you scum" - Diogenes

'Were I not Alexander, I would wish to be Diogenes.'