So it is 1929 when the failed Georgian priest and con artist Iosif Dzhugashvili meets the failed artist and sex...

So it is 1929 when the failed Georgian priest and con artist Iosif Dzhugashvili meets the failed artist and sex offender Adolf Schicklgruber in a bar in Vienna.
What do those guys talk about?

How to best fuck up some Poles

>1929

Hitler was already a pretty successful far-right politician by that point, well on his way to being Chancellor of Germany. Likewise, Stalin was already General Secretary of the Communist Party and his power was quite firmly cemented by that point.

Hitler in 1929

>Hitler was already a pretty successful far-right politician by that point

The fuck you talking about?

>Adolf & Iosif spittrosting young Agatha Koscinski

Luigi&Mario

for real, m8

Hitler was a household name in Germany by that point, and that Nazis were making great strides in the gaining support.

Iosif was a handsome man for sure.

Hitler became famous after he was unbanned from public speaking.

What if the point is that with different names neither of these men succede as who the fuck would follow a Schicklgruber?

>Hitler
We are talking about Herr Schicklgruber in this thread. No Idea who this Hitler jerk is.

they fuck

>well on his way to being Chancellor of Germany.
holy fuck kill yourself. nazis were becoming even more irrelevant had the depression not struck

I'd honestly would pay to see a movie about this and Adolf and Stalin become close friends and then spread apart because of the wars

Adolf ends up as a highly decorated Officer, but is both physically and psychically broken. You see him fading away in a wheel chair, his Ritterkreuz on the desk
Iosif had an epiphany after a traumatic battle with the Germans. He becomes a devout priest again, spends 20 years in the Gulag but ultimately survives the brutal and remains unbent in spirit and faith.

Put in some extra Dostojewsky in that, like Iosif gets captured and ends up in Nazi POW Untermenschen camp.
Iosip's faith in God is tested hard during the time, comrades drop like flies and he secretly works as a priest in the camp.
Meanwhile Adolf goes trough the hell of the Eastern Front, by luck, his defiant refusal to die and his ability to be cold as ice he survives and rises trough the ranks. He ends up what he always wanted to be, a highly decorated and respected Officer, a proud man.

By pure chance the two meet each others again, during a holiday in Poland Adolf in his car comes about POW work detachment and recognizes his old friend. He tries to save Iosef, but ultimately cant and is confronted with the horror of the camps, the Nazi war machine and the inevitable fate of his friend. Iosif forgives him and blesses him, but Adolf can't find peace no more and is broken by this.

fund it

Fpbp

A better question would be, who would be able to coopt the other to one's own ideology first?

Hitler changing career to become priest and later pope and Stalin's studies making him end up as the Russian patriarch
Would it work?

Everyone is talking about hitler being a politician at that time. In 1929 Stalin was already a big name in the USSR, he would have just exiled his main nemesis Trotsky. Dude was probably already planning his great purges at that time.

His hypospadias cock and 1 ball.

Both hated and were enemies of (((international finance))). German Soviet alliance was the greatest thing that never happened

If Hitler and Stalin both hate something, it's probably good.

See also: Truman.