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>17
>100 usd
>does nothing all day

What were you do if you were in my position?
Asking for advice. I would like to make a disposable income somehow and I have no clue what to do because there's no jobs where I live.

buy a nintendo

The best advice I can give you is the same thing I would tell 17 year old me:

Start getting scared as fuck about the future, and realize that money is the only thing that will save you.

That's the only way you'll find the motivation to move at a young age.

go outside and meet a cute girl

Yeah but how do I rake in that money?

Where the fuck do you live where there are no jobs?

Move to a place where there are jobs. If you don't prepare for the future now, it'll be much harder later.

Hustle your young and people want to help you. Find the highest price you can get for some goldand go on craigslist and buy it cheaper.
Repeat and start selling more shit.
>18 once upon a time
> buy stolen honda parts, fake bape hoodies and blank cds to burn MP3s
>spend all profit on mushrooms
>goto court owe parents $3000 for lawyer

Shitty area of Florida

get b&

This is a blue board

I'm going to only tell you this once. Im the op of the Canadian plumber listen carefully.

Your going to call your local plumbing companies and ask them all for an apprenticeship. You tell them you're a hard working individual who wants to learn the trades.

Pay attention to everything your journeyman does and ask questions everyday. Five years from now you'll be making easily 100,000+ a year working on your own.

Put 80% of your paychecks all into btc and retire in 10 years. Tick tock times ticking.

I know there is a pizza shop, a gun shop, or a porn shop looking to hire near you.

>stolen Honda parts

Literally my favorite thing to sell back in the day.

And things I would cop up car hopping

THE CANADIAN PLUMBER HAS SPOKEN

Is this a meme or legitimate advice, because I'll give the companies a call if it's not a meme

Why can't it be both?

it's actually unironically good advice OP

Canadian plumbers are straight shooters. Unless you've hired them to do work for you.

Okay so, taking the Canadian plumber's advice how am I supposed to get an apprenticeship if I haven't graduated HS yet? I have almost no knowledge of plumbing either other than basic math and that it's a thing people do

Tried the pizza shop but they didn't call me back, unfortunately. Gun shop and porn shop are out of my age range lol

Plus looks like people think plumbing is a good idea here?

I 100% legitimately swear to you I work as a Canadian plumber in the greater downtown Vancouver area as a service plumber. I did 100% lie about ripping off customers and breaking shit and stealing from my old bosses.

I can however tell you honestly there is so much work in service plumbing that you would have to be handicapped to not be making minimum between 8000$ to 15,000$ a month.

Just do good work and try hard. It is not a meme. The apprenticeship is 3-4 years. You'll probably only start off making between 15$ to 18$ as a first year apprentice plumber.

As you go through school and upgrade every year you get a raise and you'll cap out at anywhere from 30.00 to 35.00 per hour working for someone else.

But once you're a journeyman if you do good work and try hard and have a good work ethic you could easily be making as. I said between 8000 amd 15,000 a month depending on jobs.

Then you can step it up a notch and do custom million dollar homes where you run the radiant heating floor systems. Those can last you 2 weeks for work and give you somewhere around 20,000 profit.

This is not a joke I just figured I'd tell you since you're young and looking for advice.

There is hope out there buddy. Good luck I gotta go to sleep. Shit calls tomorrow.

Thank you for the wisdom based pipe repair man

I appreciate your sincere advice

Sell drugs fuck bitches and get fuggin wasted every weekend. That's what I did at 17

So?

Internet is your friend

Underaged are legal

Not true? Or has it changed

>Plus looks like people think pumbing is a good idea here

Only works in canada sorry m8
Also welcome newfag

What did you go to court for? Stolen mp3s? Drugs?

I could never be a plumber because I am afraid to touch feces. Plumbers probably get exposed to all kinds of nasty human parasites and stuff.

god damn when did this shit site start accepting underageb&