Your favorite woman from history and why

Your favorite woman from history and why.

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>husband got killed by some asshole drevlians
>they try to court her so they can take over her kingdom and land (kievan rus)
>asswipes initially send twenty of their best men to persuade her
>she buried them alive
>she bamboozles the asswipe prince and fake an acceptance of the proposals
>asks for their strongest men to guard her caravan
>that night when they arrive, she locks them in a bathhouse and sets fire to the building
>finally invites the rest of the asswipes to a funeral feast and gets them drunk
>Olga's soldiers murder five thousand of them in their drunken stupor
>end up laying siege to the asswipe's remaining city/town/etc
>they beg for mercy, and Olga asks for some pidgeons and sparrows from each house in the village
>drevlians are more than happy to comply, thinking they got off scot-free
>Olga, with her fuckload of birds, instructs her army to tie string, sulfur, and cloth to the legs of each of the birds
>sets the cloth+sulfur on fire, and releases them at night
>birds, like the fuckwits they are return to their nests in the villager's homes
>every single fucking home is on fire now, and no one can put them out
>Olga comes in, catches the fleeing villagers, and killed or enslaved them

>massacre helpless villagers
>get cannonized as a saint by orthodox church
They truly deserved every horror they suffered by the Tatars

>asswipes initially send twenty of their best men to persuade her
>asks for their strongest men to guard her caravan
>finally invites the rest of the asswipes to a funeral feast and gets them drunk
Why is your favourite woman from history a cute girl who bullies retards?

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, damn I'm stupid. Fool me three times, what the fuck is wrong with me?

ching shih
baddest pirate in all of history so far, had her own harem and a fleet that would make blackbeard shit his pants and beg for mercy

I'm gonna have to go with Jefferson Davis, that lass gives a mean BJ with a pistol to her head

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>Constantine greets her as a daughter
>She's flattered
>Constantine wants to marry and have some fuk
>She asks if all Greeks bang their daughters
>keks are her smart ass remarks and lets her return home with honor

Anyone Eva Green plays in a movie desu.

>you will never fight Saracens for her

>You will never cover for her fuck up and retain your honor
ftfy

If only she were a little more attractive

Yass queen slayy

Ii Naotora was pretty cool.

>it's a "I trust historical meme" episode.
Idk which is worst, this one or the cossacks' letter

This movie was fucking hilarious

Æthelflæd lady of Mercia, daughter of Alfred and slayer of Danes.

I don't suppose you have seen season 2 of The Last Kingdom...

I have not unfortunately.

Those helmets look retarded.

>tfw no more qt tsars since her

>anyone but the Virgin Mary
now that's what I call heresy

Oh, well she falls in love with a danish prince or some shit but he dies.

>tfw I realized Civ IV is a video game

Oh it's the one where they made Alfred swarthy and put a fleur-de-lis on his crown. Sorry not interested.

>Rand acknowledged Aristotle as her greatest influence[127] and remarked that in the history of philosophy she could only recommend "three A's"—Aristotle, Aquinas, and Ayn Rand.[128]

This

Your mom

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