> be stalin
> lenin dies
> is put in charge of the soviet union
> everybody is an uneducated peasant
> has a population of 130 million
> life expectancy is shit
> living standards are shit
> medical standards are shit
> everyone is poor as fuck
> all of the infants are dying
> shit tons of homeless people
> famine is currently going on
> people are starving to death
>> begins collectivization
>> begins industrialization
> famine immediately ends
> infant mortality rates drops to basically nothing
> population explodes because babies are no longer dying
> starts massive scale free education program
> above 99% literacy
> begin training education populace into specialist jobs
> most doctors per capita in the entire world
> life expectancy doubles
> everyone has a house
> 0% homelessness
> poverty is eliminated
> industrial output spikes
> farming output spikes
> great depression hits
> economy still growing
> by the time the great depression ends for other countries the industrial output of the ussr doubles
> population has exploded due to vastly improved healthcare and the fact that the infants are no longer dying
> food production is having a hard time keeping up
> bad weather conditions
> poor harvests
> scientists think they can breed crops to withstand cold spikes
> "ok try it, we need to boost our food production"
> scientists were shit
> completely fails
> crops have died
> famine hits
> collectivization and rationing save the ussr from the worst of the effects
>> 2.4 million dead
> measures put in place to prevent further famines
> economy, population, life expectancy and living conditions steadily rise
> "at this rate we'll reach reach parallel quality of life to the western world within only a few decades"
>> nazis invade
> kill 8.6 million soldiers
> kill over 20 million civilians most of which weren't involved in the fighting
> finally beat back nazis
> get to berlin
> kill hitler
> win WW2
be stalin
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based Stalin
> kill nazi war criminals
> save remaining jews from concentration camps
> allies race to berlin to prevent further nazi defeats into western europe
> stop at west side of germany
> turns west side of germany into a socialist republic
> living conditions rise to the state of the soviet union
> turns other countries on eastern europe into socialist republics
> invades and pushes back japanese
> take huge swath of japanese land in only a week
> the japanese shit themself
> america is dropping bombs on civilian-only cities
> "hurr hurr hurr this will get the japanese to surrender"
> japanese surrender to america to prevent japan being turned into a socialist republic and the emperor deposed
> WW2 comes to an end
> time to rebuild europe
> sends doctors and teachers to east europe
> educating population
> eastern european population rises
> eastern european quality of life is increasing
> sets sights on science
> begins to start researching rocketry
> puts first rocket into orbit
> sends first man-made satellite into space
> assigns sergei korolev to be in charge of the rocketry program
> everything is going good
> the ussr has been industrialized
> the quality of life in the ussr has skyrocketed
> turned a country of illiterate peasants into an industrialized spacefaring superpower
>> stalin dies
> goodnight, sweet general secretary of the central committee of the communist party of the soviet union
Such a nice man.
and handsome too
>krushchev coups and destroys socialism slowly
...
> nikita khrushchev is put into power
> begins destalinization
> everything goes to shit
> most of stalins work is undone
> sets soviet union back a good decade or so
> economical growth is still going just at a slower rate
> there goes reaching the same quality of life within only a few decades
> reaching parity with the western world is predicted to take place in 2010
> we're still at the forefront rocketry and space faring, so not all is lost
> yuri gagarin
> valentina tereshkova
> arnaldo tamayo mendez
> salyut 1
> first spacewalk
> luna 1 moon probe
> first prove to impact the moon
> first images of the moon's far side
> first animals to return from orbit unharmed
> first probe in lunar orbit
> first probe to land on the moon
> first probe on mars
> first probe land on venus
> and a bunch of other shit
>> 1980s
> better quality of life than the western world in every way but luxuries during free time
> predicted to surpass western world in that regard by 2010 - 2030
> gorbachev goes into power
>> the ussr no longer exists
>> everything is capitalist now
> 8 million people die in a single year
> gdp is almost half of what it was
> state services like healthcare and education go away
> unemployment skyrockets
> healthcare and education go away for large section of populous
> 45% now in poverty
> homelessness skyrockets
> all the babies start dying again
> preventable diseases skyrocket
> life expectancy shits itself and drops by a decade
> russia and former soviet states are now in parity with the third world
> everyone wants communism back
> everyone wants stalin back
> everyone wants the ussr back
> 1996 election is rigged to prevent communism to come back via democratic vote
>> "stalin was worse than hitler"
>> "stalin killed more than hitler"
>> "communism only works in theory not in practice"
> mfw
he never did me any harm
looks dont matter
>commie propaganda threads
If living under communist regimes was so good, why are former USSR satellite states worse by all accounts compared to their capitalist counterparts?
>Stalin
Some faggot will tell you thats because of muh imperialist all that time tried to take them down as much as possible and thats why they are worse still to the present day.
>this is what tankies actually believe
This is what falling for propaganda looks like.
>its another praise a mass murderer thread
This board was a mistake
you wanted an SJW safespace, this is what you get for supporting leftypol
solzhenitsyn made a career telling the west what it wanted it hear
Does Stalin's existence justify the shitposting, though?
says the hitler worshipper
>> lenin dies> is put in charge of the soviet union>
Veeky Forums tier knowledge
>everyone that doesnt love Stalin is Hitler
Stalin literally called social democrats social fascists. That brainwash is to be expected from a tankie.
>scientists think they can breed crops to withstand cold spikes
> "ok try it, we need to boost our food production"
> scientists were shit
That's not quite what happened desu senpai
WHO'S THE FUCKING MOLE IN HERE
Heil hitler
Daily reminder that Veeky Forums is a NatSoc board
Hey Albania
>scientists were shit
This is why
en.m.wikipedia.org
leftypol is equally unwelcome, so please fuck off
He wasn't wrong, Social Dems are scum worse than communists
dumb tankie revisionist
How can one man be so based?
Stalin was so shitty that there isn't an actual photo of him with children. Instead it had to be drawn out in a fictional propaganda.
Fuck off commie. The only good commie is a dead one.
I kinda want to be pinned as an example of what kinda stuff NOT to post on Veeky Forums, especially if it told people who wanna subvert the boards purpose to fit their own to fuck off.
How is Socialism in One Country really Marxism?
What kind of torture did the NKVD use? They managed to extract confessions out of pretty powerful people so I'm wondering what methods did they actually use that would make the accused ones prefer death over what the NKVD did to them.
Well if Japan can have a 99% prosecution right now rate I don't see why SU couldn't in 1933