Help me. I buy 1 BTC of esper from yobit and now I found out it's not real espers what can I do!?...

YoBit espers for cheapest prices, great opportunity, for arbitrages

Genius sir. Listen to sir! Hold yobit coin ESPER

Lel

Guys I'm crying.. this isn't funny man. It's all my money

Tear of joy down face of man with greatest. The ESPERS!

that's an expensive learning session

>1 reading
>2 buying

not the other way

zero sympathy for you OP. Maybe you should take more care when handling "all your money". Go work at mcdonalds for 3 months and get it back.

If you're not larping then im sorry bro, the money is gone

Consider this a lesson in doing due diligence before buying ANYTHING. Also stay off shit exchanges like yobit

>Accidentally buy shitcoin
>turn into a yobit pajeet and shill it in their chat.
>After about a month finally sell all my shitcoins for what I bought them for.

Time for you to learn patience.

sirs
ESP has hard forked to RAJESHCOIN
pls do the needful and invest in best new cryptocoin: RAJESHCOIN
tnk u

Have we found him? The Greatest Fool?

I tried to contact yobit, customer service is shit!!!

transfer into a wallet. According to

coinmarketcap.com/currencies/espers/#markets

nova exchange has volume. Sell it there.

oh nevermind, you cant withdraw...what the fuck? stop buying shit coins, and stop using shitty exchanges.

I just lose everything on dice.... Wow 1 BTC gone in minutes. Im crying guys someone please help me

I'm sorry op. If you can't sell it on another exchange and yobit won't help you then your only hope is to wait and hope someone buys it. Have you looked up any info on the coin you accidentally bought?

thanks for your money!
HAHAHA OP BTFO

Or do that.

jesus fuck dude

Damn Omar you fucked up

Comedy gold

Wats this yobit dice u pajeet youngsters are talking about?

op i can help you get your money back

>Kek

But in all seriousness, crypto needs regulation.

How?

>crypto needs regulation
its does not or you want jews to take over cryptos and send every single trade to the irs?, it was op stupidity buying in pajeets scam and can suck dicks to make his money back

Ok before just I had zero sympathy. Now i'm literally laughing.
suck 2700 dicks for $1 each

no, stupid people need to lose money

>YObit
hahaha you are a special kind of retard aren't you?

>Omar

Haven't seen a fuck up like this in a while, eh yea no one is buying your bags, get over that right now. Scrape together everything you can and buy some Bancor , it's literally your only hope.

>hehehe this is the best investment ever

Contact the SEC and report Espers for fraud, OP.

I'm sorry omar

LOL

God I fucking hate liberals.

WE ARE AT PEAK GREATER FOOL

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THATS WHY I LOVE YOU Veeky Forums BROS
HAHAHHAH

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sorry omar

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op, at the very least you're a philanthropist for helping all your fellow esp1 cucks finally unload their bags

ride on in valhalla my friend, ride on

>omar

no surprise with a faggot name like that

let me help you out bud

$1/blowjob you'll have it back before tomorrow

Please what coin do I buy to make my money back.

I thought it was a myth Jews invented gravity but I guess not. Another scam..

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Bumping to laugh with OP

Just buy Powercoin next time! :^)

Pajeet scammed pajeet...

what a day...

This thread is pure GOLD.

>$2700
>expensive

and I thought I was retarded for losing 0.01 BTC to the dice

top kek, that's like couch money

dont pretend like you wouldn't care about losing 2700 bucks, faggots

That's how much I paid for my macbook

What a wonderful thread. Thank you, OP, for lighting up my late night.

You, and I hope soon millions more like you, are the best chance people like me have of becoming wealthy.

Just out of curiosity, what was it that moved you to (attempt to) buy Espers in the first place?

>buys after seeing this shilled on here by pajeet larping faggots in broken english
hope you learned your lesson kiddo

yeah i would care. losing that amount could be a life/death situation for millions of people. just failed at sarcasm.

Guy from telegram group show me how he bought from yobit for 1 sat and sold to Nova exchange for 7 sats. He made youtube video and everything

How many pairs of kneepads did you wear out to get all of that dosh?

oh my god my sides
> he made youtube video

only pajeets (omars) can be this stupid

Holy shit you done goofed OP

gotta be a larp

it was pump group from yobit chatbox

This is absolutely hilarious. Never thought to do research before gambling your shekels?

This is too good to be true, point me to the volume and day u bought so we can see if it checks out

Post the video.

1 btc worth of shitcoin? you really are a greedy faggot.. been busting my balls to scrape up 1 coin, some people... fuck you

dont join pump groups
July 19 , couple other guys also falled for it

Omar, where are you from?

fuck it's not

You are on way to profit

Do the needful and hodl now until esper boom to the moon.

It is rare that a Veeky Forums thread actually makes me laugh out loud these days
I have no words

Let this top kek thread never die

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For you. Losing $2700 is nothing. I lost $350k on Mt. Gox and that $350k is like 5 months on my stock market portfolio.

>You, and I hope soon millions more like you, are the best chance people like me have of becoming wealthy.
Exactly. I remember a thread where a Veeky Forumsraeli who sold 1300 fidget spinners for $20 each. That guy is probably rich now. Always remember that without stupid people there's no rich people. It's like the Yin and Yang of Veeky Forums.

Haha, dumbass

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i can't take this pic, it's so funny

rip
checking:

TopKek

-Merk

retard level 1000

yup 1 sat coins, you cant even drop the bags at a loss

Yes sirs. ESPER$! You can buy!

Develop a community that specifically uses it

OP, I hope some kind-hearted whale will help you out and buy your ESP coins.

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Wicked.