How would ancient Greeks and Romans view modern bodybuilders? Would they bow down and start worshiping them?

How would ancient Greeks and Romans view modern bodybuilders? Would they bow down and start worshiping them?

they would probably point and laugh, just like people do today

No, they would think they were stupid and ugly.

They'd instantly convert to Genova's Witnesses and go on the Big Lenny diet+gear plan.

They throw those niggers to Colosseum for laughs

>what would a civilization who valued idealistic proportions above all else think about disfigured mutants
gee i wonder

How can it have musculed beer belly?

Bodybuilders often develop distended intestines or something.

Yuge amounts of HGH, Roids, Test, stimulants, and tranny fucking.

Palumboism/roid gut

...

>and tranny fucking.
But that makes you aesthetic user

Who are you to argue with the Tom Platz of Abs?

Cookie cutter

How would they view him then?

They would definitely worship Jason Genova, that man is a God on earth, comparable to Heracles. All those cookie cutters out there today would be laughed at.

Self obsessed narcisistic fuckwit

GOLEM GET YE GONE

He would be a catamite for some patrician.

>all Hail Caesar

Well, there's Arnold Schwarzenegger, Hercules himself.

Someone seems upset.

Go look in the mirror.

>bodybuilders
a meme
>someone who builds for functional strength and not looks
good

Why are these men pregnant?

Whats with all the cuck threads recently?
sage

sup rippletits

Insulin and HGH causing organ growth and fat storage around organs

Using growth hormones causes your organs to also grow abnormally large swelling the gut

Big Lenny is literally the pinnacle of greek aestheticism

Basically, this.

How about you post some that aren't totally fucked up and you might have a slightly interesting thread?

The same way we view modern day body builders.
As freaks.

>Le working out for the confidence and enjoying the way you look from it is wrong meme

Insecure cucks, time to leave

>just get fat to grow calves bro

He looks like some sort of goblinoid ogre from some wannabe-Lotr fantasy game.

>This is a white man

GOLEM GET YE GONE!

>Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums crossposting

I'm okay with this

R i p in peace senpai

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>modern day bodybuilders
>posting young Arnold Schwarzenegger

Not that modern is it now Billy?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Physically Zyzz is pretty close to Adonis
The fact that he died fucking ladyboys in Thailand would also probably excite greeks

He looks so happy :')

Poorly.

The Greeks and Romans thought Physical Fitness was just a route to a certain goal: being a healthy human being in body and mind.

Bodybuilders confuse the route with the goal.

>modern period ranges from the renaissance to today

Try again, reddit

>bodybuilding for much aesthetic and muh functional strength
>Not boxing or practicing MMA for stamina, fame and glory while making the Romans and Greens proud

Are you faggots even trying?

Paradoxically I think they would see them as effeminate weirdos

modern period starts when Queen Victoria died.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Greeks would have no choice but to carve statues of these body builders in remembrance and remove Zeus from their beliefs and replace them with modern day Mr. Olympias

>White
>Man
No, That's a brown mess.

Older bodybuilders were better

Aye. They were less bizzare.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Golem get ye gone

Hes like an inside out tortuise

I'm not gay, but I'll just say it.

Those are woman lips.

Ancient greeks would return Zyzz to Mt. Olympus to be reunited with his father Zeus.