What is the christian version of Wahhabism?

What is the christian version of Wahhabism?

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American Evangelism

Socialist Atheism

Shia = Catholics
Sunni = Orthodox
Wahabi = american Puritanism

those spastics that attacked soldiers with clubs

A Crusader 1000 years ago.

Any crusader alive 1,000 years ago would be retired from the military by the time the Crusades began.

Spanish inquisition

But seriously though how the fuck do we defeat the wahhabi menace?

Encourage the persecuted to emigrate?

With Shia shitposting

>Spanish inquisition was bad
pleb

The Puritans

Bible-only Protestantism, especially YEC.

This

More like put Mecca and the medina aside, then carpet bomb the fuck out of gulf countries especially Saudi arabia. only then wahhabism would be given a rest

Lutherianism.

you sure put him in his place

Iran might sperg out and do the job for us after the ISIS attack, here's hoping

YEC?

Go back to pol kiddo

Paulicianism. They were militant as fuck.

prostatism in general

None of the Gulf states are Wahhabi. Saudi Arabia is Madkhali, Qatar simply follows MB-style Islam, UAE is predominantly Ash'ari-Maliki (the Wahhabis are Athari-Hanbali), Kuwait and Bahrain do not follow any particular branch of Islam and Oman is Ibadi

>MB-style Islam
What's that? Mount and Blade?

>Massacring cunts and having opulent feasts
Sounds pretty Swadian

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uh huuh? tell me who's funding Wahhabi terrorists like ISIS and the nusra? right, gulf countries. especially Qatar and Saudi Arabia

The only innocent gulf countries are oman and yemen

Why would Qatar and Saudi Arabia fund two organizations that are fighting against each other and that want to destroy both Saudi Arabia and Qatar? Also, I've never heard anyone accusing UAE of funding any Islamic terrorists before, everyone knows that UAE are Zionist-neocon shills that are actively helping Israel and fighting against Islamists all around the world.

Muslim Brotherhood

Read wikileaks' hillary clinton Emails

>Why would Qatar and Saudi Arabia fund two organizations that are fighting against each other
Because much like the left vs right dichotomy in the west this is what Muslims do, ISIS are the conservatives and Al-Nusra are the moderates in comparison, Islamic politics is fucked

Is this sarcasm?

>we need to use our diplomatic and more traditional intelligence assets to bring pressure on the governments of Qatar and Saudi Arabia, which are providing clandestine financial and logistic support to ISIL and other radical Sunni groups in the region.

wikileaks.org/podesta-emails/emailid/3774

>Why would Qatar and Saudi Arabia fund two organizations that are fighting against each other and that want to destroy both Saudi Arabia and Qatar?
Geopolitics usually revolves around short term gains. ISIS is a great outlet for KSA to export all of their problematic imams and autismos

Those violent "Christian Identity" terrorist types.

inb4 "N-not all Wahhabists..."

Fuck off, they're either terrorists or apologists for them.

The opposite. You even have Sunni muslim Africa to match catholic South and Central America and Sunni Muslim Indonesia to match catholic Philippines. Also Protestantism is a growth of Catholicism.

>Sunni Islam = Catholicism
>Shia Islam = orthodoxy
>Wahhabism = puritanical Protestant sects. evangelicalism.

How are shia not Catholics with their centralized supreme council? How are Sunnis not Orthodox with every Sunni nation having its own unique set of scholars??

Pretty close then.

Which doesn't really make sense because ISIS attacked them repeatedly. Are they stupid?

Stop propping up the Saudi royal family

>what is blowback
>what is a thousand different princelings with billions of dollars to spend engaging in all kinds of intrigue and fuckery to solidify themselves in the hierarchy once senile Salman dies
Are you that same fucking shill that pops into Veeky Forums every once in a while to vehemently deny that KSA is behind pretty much 95% of the fuckery in MENA? Please go away.

Isn't KSA the country ISIS hates the most?

ISIS is not wahhabi. They are Salafists. An Islamic state fighter would ridicule anyone for calling him a wahhabi.

If the wahhabi are the equivalent to American Evangelicals then Salafists are equivalent to Young Earth Creationists. Not every evangelical thinks that the Bible is 100% true, but all YECs do, and the core tenet of Salafists is belief that every last word in the Koran is literally true and literally happened exactly the way it says it did.

>ISIS is not wahhabi. They are Salafists.

"Wahhabism" is a subset of Salafism.

>the core tenet of Salafists is belief that every last word in the Koran is literally true and literally happened exactly the way it says it did.

No, that's the Zahiri belief, and the vast majority of Salafis (including ISIS) are not Zahiris.

Pretty sure with their $1,400,000,000,000 they don't need much propping up.

NO FUN ALLOWED

ideologically, it's the closest I can think of to Wahhabism, but in terms of militancy/violence I don't think the Puritans compare to the likes of ISIS (witch-trials notwithstanding)

>u.s. and saudi arabia did attacks

>who is Oliver Cromwell

I am a total ignorant on islam, Whats Wahhabism exactly and how is different from others? Who do I have to hate?

The hidden 12th imam, the al Mahdi. aka the Antichrist.

>but in terms of militancy/violence
a terrorist's favorite dish is an unstable country
It can happen anywhere
nobody expected ISIS in Syria, yet here they are, all it took is an unstable country for them to exist

so if the US ever had another civil war we'd see christian versions of ISIS
Just think about the bible belt, they're religious and they're probably as angry as ISIS fanatics, all it takes is the US having a war and boop, terrorist organization.

Yeah fuck that guy, sounds like a fucking asshole

The wahhabi wants to either force convert you or kill you (see: ISIS)

>The hidden 12th imam, the al Mahdi. aka the Antichrist.
first of all the 12th imam is not the mahdi, you illiterate, then again the 12th imam is some nonsense created by shi'a retards, second, it is prophetised that the mahdi will fight the antichrist alongside jesus so if anything they're opposites.
Retards like you shouldn't be allowed to post

We're seeing that now with Berkley but with extremist atheists, communists and anarchists.

Actually, like Catholicism, the Shia have a host of saints and family members of Mohammad that are allowed to be "petitioned"* anytime one needs extra intercession before God

*worshipped

For what I am reading saudi Arabia has a lot of Wahhabism. I going to punch every saudi I see from now on

t. doesn't know the meaning of worship

Opus dei

Protestantism