Ideas for making money off of /pol/

>HURHURHURH POL POL POL ISNT POL ANNOYING POL POL POL AMIRITE GAIZ!!!!

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You know how there are all those action figures about from tv shows? Well, how about making Alt-right youtuber action figures, complete with accessories?

I'm sure we could get some factory in china to pump out some plastic for cheap.

have an IQ of 150 and lecture at harvard and uoft for a few decades then make a youtube channel

easy

Follow /pol/ for the newest big meme trends, usually during political happenings such as elections, and make merchandise out of it.

If you know how to draw, make comics that pander to them and then when you get popular enough, make a patreon.

You're retarded, m8. Average /pol/ user is way smarter than you or 99% of Veeky Forums.

fuck whyte ppl amirite?

You ccould make quite a buck flipping MAGA hats.

pol will find you
sell your shit to /b/

Who the fuck gives Jordan Peterson money? Lol I have a hard time believing that polfags are donating.

if you have tits and say Hitler did nothing wrong they'll pay you to live

This desu
Also OP is newfag as fuck

You know /pol/ is the only board that actually knew what was happening with bitcoin right lol. retard.

This honestly. Lauren Southern has those faggots duped hook, line, and sinker.

I'm "right-wing," classical liberal, libertarian, whatever the fuck you want to call it. And it just so obvious the amount of untapped potential in the market for the rising alt-lite youth.

I don't think Jordan Peterson is disingenuous though. I did his self-authoring program and quite enjoyed it.

But the following should be disregarded and ignored:
>all YouTube e-celebs including Stefan Molymeme
>Fox News
>whores like Lauren Southern and RageAgainstStorm or whatever that cunt's name is
>etc.
Everyone who is nu-/pol/ or t_d or alt-lite is too fucking stupid to understand basic philosophy. Just read the greats like Bastiat's The Law, ancient Greek philosophy, etc.

Anyways, retards and Redditors will buy anything. Why? Because they want to BELONG. Men today have no sense of belonging and lack masculinity.

Are you sure about that faggot?

I like /pol/

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>Socialists
>Right wing
When will this ebin meme stop

>Jordan peterson
>right wing
everyone i disagree with is literally Hitler

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I like you, too.

Lol

I'm not saying /pol/ isn't retarded but this image is horse shit

How the fuck is Jordan Peterson right-wing? Because he doesn't buy into SJW horseshit?

stefan molyneux got 95k from his donation video he made the other day

Pretty much this, just be a semi attractive women, repeat what a traditionnalist thinker said or just repeat what you read on /pol/, of course don't live by any of these rules, open a patreon to "buy yourself books and video making equipment" and that's it.

If you are a man don't even try though.

to answer your idea OP here is how you get rich.

>hire pretty college girl or recent graduate
>write monologue talking about how feminism is dumb, islam is bad, etc etc.
>have her read it, edit clips and put on youtube
>pay her weekly wage
>get donations from the youtube channel, sell merch, etc.

could easily get 2k+ per week from this after paying her

Do you realize this pic is a meme made by some guy from Veeky Forums right ?

Also it's true that american /pol/tards are fucking genetic trash, however the posters from non-english countries tend to be above average though because being fluent in a foreign language asks for a minimum level intelligence.
/pol/ would be far less cancerous if there was rangeban on burgers and leaves.

You would be exposed after few weeks, the alt right is completely paranoid (for good reasons, see COINTELPRO), the moment you enter in the arena people will dig everything they can on you.

I tried doing the self authoring program but I could hardly remember anything about my past

This board is full of /pol/ retards trying to get rich. Learn how to to trade cryptos, they are easy to scam and the day before they come to the board to cry so you can laugh at them.

>IQ of 150
t. IQ 100

the best part is if you say anything negative about this broad on /pol/ dozens of retards will screech "divide and conquer" or "fuck off jew"

Even worse are the cringy white knights in the comments on youtube.

Easy. MiloCoin.

Targeting right-wingers is a fool's errand. Leftists are a dozen times more profitable and expose you to less litigation as they are the establishment.

>$3000 a week hipster camps in nature
>government contracts to house refugees (2-3x normal rent prices for your properties)
>immigration lawyers (extremely juicy in Canada)
>political merch, t-shirts, caps
>crowdfund political projects while identifying as transgender (people can't criticize you due to their hierarchic system) then run with the money

This is just a snippet, the list is endless.

He's probably not wrong desu, 99% of biz is people doing the opposite of what they should do and then posting pink wojacks. At least /pol/ is smart enough to stay out of the markets

t. bong

Great idea! Wojack t-shirts for Veeky Forums!

Saying that traps aren't girls is not "right wing". You're gay. You fap to dudes.

99% of /pol/ talk about "muh white master race" but then stay out of women and don't have any children to preserve muh race :^)

So, fapping to Buck Angel is completely heterosexual, correct?

Here's one for you:
If conjoined twins share the same body, is masturbation incest?

you could probably wipe your ass with women's underwear and sell it on /b/

I saw some post a while back by a guy whose company sold shit to leftists. They'll buy anything. Mugs that say "nasty woman", t-shirt's that say "I'm on the right side of history", all that crap. For hating corporations so much, they are extremely easy to dupe into buying shit. This is why reddit is such a big marketing target. It's also why they are constantly getting scammed by people showing up with sob stories.

Create a Kekistani currency

Okay kid ;^)

>They have teeth

Would a straight man fap to Leslie Jones or Rosseane? Buck Angel is a disgustingly ugly woman. Anyone who would fap to that has much bigger issues than potentially being gay. You're right actually, fapping to traps isn't gay, it's something worse. At least gay guys aren't fapping to mutilated freaks. Being gay is normal by comparison.

idk i have a dumb 'patriotic' app that does well compared to other apps with different themes so i think people just like seeing the flag.

off /pol/ tards specifically... look at the ads on infowars. sell that shit. i don't know how you can say the market is 'untapped' considering that even trump sold his overpriced apparel to these retards.

if you fake a conspiracy you're going to get attention, get doxed, by zealots. stupid idea.

If you want to learn about what kinda goys /pol/ are, look at Trumpcoin.

The coin existed since mid-2016 and was initially advertised as "helping" the Trump campaign win.

Despite this its only significant flare happened when Trump was inaugurated; nevermind that there is no reason why his inauguration should make the Trumpcoin more valuable than when he won in November, it simply contradicted the coins purpose.

What happened clearly is its creators shilled it for inauguration day and pumped & dumped it; and when they didn't bother shilling for november 9th (another 'magical' moment like inauguration) accordingly nothing happened.

The lesson learnt is that /pol/ falls retardedly fast for memes, and to successfully extort them you need to flood them with memes & shilling in a hit and run tactic; they will do the rest of the work for you, spreading your memes between themselves for a few hours before it all comes crashing down, like an instantaneous pyramid scheme.

Choose another 'magical' date when 'something' is meant to happen that excites /pol/ and repeat.

Brick business
"Make your own wall today! Protect yourself from trespassed spics"

Creating businesses which profit from /pol/ leads to extending the influence of /pol/ to generate additional profit - I would expect nothing less from the average, shortsighted kike.

Smiling I'm my sleep. Thanks for the laugh

As has said, find an attractive girl and have her say redpill-lite opinions on youtube. Set up a Patreon account for her, and control her social media. Then, post nonstop threads on /pol/ and call anyone who says she is a scammer a Jew.

Leftist shit is over saturated as fuck. Too many people trying to make money off of them. Not that many are going after alt righters.

Another great example of this, OP, is therightstuff.biz. They're well-known for being an edgy "alt right" podcast which calls out Jews and says "nigger" a lot, but it came out a while back that the owner and head honcho is actually some faggot married to massive Jew (seriously, in some kind of Jewish supremacist youth organization and everything) and is some kind of viral marketing expert who has been helping her husband cultivate some kind of online following out of old white nationalists and young idiots who don't know any better, and they've been basically raking it in, even after they got outed as a pair of chosenites. I'd say your plan makes a lot of sense and that there's a huge amount to be made from this. This is also why a lot of former SJW chicks on Youtube are switching to "alt right"—the underdog pays well and it's untapped right now.

Pic related—at least half of his fedora-tier followers who were talking about gassing kikes on the forums doubled down and came to his aid (read: threw more money at him) after it came out that he was married to a Jew heh

OY VEY Guess it pays to be chosen by Yahweh

Nice crypto-butthurt OP you insecure faggot take your grievances elsewhere

The fact that you think someone goes to such extreme lengths (being a professional in his field, being a professor at a uni, taking his philosophy and psychology very seriously, etc) simply to """pander"" to a group of people you don't like shows how retarded you are.

That man isn't a politician, he's an academic. Kys, you'll never make it.

/pol/ average intelligence has been on the decline after the election influx of suburban retards and its wide advertisement by controlled opposition. Plenty of them will still see through your jew trap, unfortunately, the moment you ask for money.

Besides, even if you manage to make them give you money, you will have to have had spread their ideology to others. At that point it's just an exchange for service.

>he doesnt realize hes talking about peterson
t. 80 IQ saharan and sub saharan retard

/pol/ has always been saying that "Our intelligence has declined after an influx of ___, but we used to be a great board!"

bend over and accept my cock

>using the concept of average intelligence as an argument against /pol/

>only phenotypical differences exist between races
you should come to NYC the melting pot of babbling black retards

Doesn't divert away from the fact you're a deluded board

This guy was fired and his wife divorced him in the aftermath I think, I don't think he made much money out of it, TRS is just a forum and a podcast, they have nothing to sell.

I can't speak for all of /pol/, but how is the board deluded? The basic tenants seem to be that human traits are genetic, that white civilizations thrive with white citizens and that Jews control finance and the media - which of these do you find problematic?

it's in vogue to say they're dumb/wrong/etc but when it comes down to brass tacks they're generally correct and probably better with regard to politics than Veeky Forums is wrt business

>This guy was fired
wrong
> wife divorced him
wrong
> TRS is just a forum and a podcast, they have nothing to sell.
They're receiving multiple bitcoin donations every week at this point

Um like Excuse me sir, what do you have against us newfags?

courts too. Thats how they get away with white collar crime everyday all day. chief judge and federal judges are almost always jews. Then the appellate court? jews. We really do live under jewish apparteid but Americans dont believe it. They took over our country with bribes in the early 1900's

Because you are all educated in topics you claim expertise in (economics, philosophy, law, as well as biology) only at a basic level, and you rarely have debates that are anything impressive, and you have a toxic ecochamber / memespam culture to all dissenting posts. Your board seems obsessed with being different and more enlightened than the "normies", which seems more like venting personal issues than real talk. Fun board, don't get me wrong, but I've stopped wasting my time on it.

>r9k not on the chart
What does that say about us rbots? I-is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Roseanne has been married more than once. Some men enjoy masculine and overweight women, imagine that.

Additionally, those that find Buck Angel sexually arousing overwhelmingly identify as gay.

I also love how you neglected the comparison at the end. Seems the lack of grey matter in your brain is impairing your ability to face these complex concepts.

So /pol/ isn't deluded, you just don't like it - gotcha. I don't think there's a board where posters aren't suffering from the Dunning-Kruger effect but if you ever find one you should stay there.

This, those eceleb fanboys have ruined /pol/. I just filter these threads now, its embarrassing to see a once proud board be so pathetic for a bimbo.

R9k is the most pathetic place on the entire internet

I wouldn't be surprised of robots were above average intelligence.
Consider this.
The ideal IQ for a man to lose his virginity is 95. Not even 100, but 95.

>Veeky Forums average IQ of 147

I guess there's a base level of self-awareness necessary to block your cock

How can we convince the men and women on the right to procreate?

The only way is to improve the social status of intelligence, and teach empathy for conditions that are correlated with intelligence, such as bipolar disorder and Asperger's.
Combat the glorification of normality.

Maybe tax incentives for parents with above-average intelligence.

Make education more accessible, so college graduates can spend more time having sex, instead of working themselves to death to pay off student loans.

state operated eugenics programs. the nazis were on the right track.

Genetic engineering be an option too.

Recent news:
>US scientists have corrected a genetic heart mutation in embryos using CRISPR
techcrunch.com/2017/08/02/bravenewcrisprdworld/

The best part is you only have to do it once. Then it gets inherited down the line.

Then introduce tax cuts for parents who opt for genetic improvement.

/pol/ is based on identity politics just like SJWs. They'll buy anything to show that they're part of the white nationalist club. Sell them T-shirts with slogans like "white and proud" so they can advertise their retarded views to everyone.

It was unironically a really fun board even a year ago
It's completely impossible to discuss anything at all now no matter what position you might hold because everyone is shitposting and derailing threads on purpose
Doesn't help they got infected by the e-celeb bug too

>leftist literally get brainwahsed by fake shit like this
I guess thats why CNN is still in business

Veeky Forumsfag with photoshop shows he can make a graph. What bullshit!

>did the self-authoring program

Enjoy getting blackmailed because you gave your life story to Peterson's botnet

wew lad

>tfw too smart for sex

/pol/ hates e-celebs. goes double for "alt-lite" pussies like jordan peterson.