OH NO. You've just been stopped by a highwayman. He's going to kill you and take all your money! Fortunately...

>Edward I

get that dirty Welshman Ned!

I summon Alvin York.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alvin_York

I pick Muhammad Ali

I summon Idi Amin Dada to punch the highwayman to death.

Also splendid thread, OP.

Oswald mosley

go Achilles, if he counts

Ehud (left handed assassin Bible dude).
GOOD answer. That highwayman is now your bitch.

Z... hmm.

Zoroaster! We'll burn that motherfucker in the name of the Moon God or whatever

Osmanoglu. Preferably Mehmed II.

Andrew Jackson

Any Assyrian

Alexander the Great

My man Otto the Great
Highwaymen swerve

samson my man

Adolf Hitler

2 against 1 ?
I'll stay silent and take my chances.

Lee Harvey Oswald

Attila the hun.

Julius Caesar

I summon amygdala

Obi-Wan Kenobi
What, he's from a long time ago :)

Louis XIV

Ohh fuck it
Eva peron I choose you

Great ive got lafayette with me, aristocrat but he knows how to fight

Oscar Wilde. Hopefully the highwayman is a closet homosexual who can be easily seduced

Attilla the Hun.

Jesus Christ

Really user?

I choose El Cid.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Cid

The only person I could think of in 5 seconds was Isambard Kingdom Brunel, which means there'll probably be two corpses instead of one.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isambard_Kingdom_Brunel

My immediate thought was OJ Simpson, which...
not the worst I could have done

ogedei khan

Attila the Hun.

Ashurbanipal

Adolf Hitler

Robert Wadlow

Yahweh

IESVS·NAZARENVS·REX·IVDÆORVM

he needed a cane to stand up. I don't know how much use his extreme height would be in a fight if he can hardly move.

I think I'll be okay

looks like Mr Highwayman is in for a bit of trouble

lafayette!

I'm going with L'Ollonais.

I win.

...

Alexander the Great will save me

IIRC he only needed a cane and leg braces near the end of his life after nearly reached 9'.

Prior to that he was said to have had tremendous strength and his weight was like 500 lbs.

Hattori Hanzō

You just walked into a world of pain, bitch.

Also though of:
Hulagu Khan
Hermann Hesse, who wouldn't be much help.

Fucking H.

Constantine XI
he was the first person who dropped into my mind

Peter the great or Brian Boro

Attila the Hun let's fuck this guy up

Ogedei

Attila the Hun

Menelaus

Hannibal,the great,and I don't think he's coming without his army

Caligula.

Edward the Black Prince

Oskar Schindl- no wait Omar Bradley!

Hitler

Is Liam Neeson a historical figure?

Dick Turpin.

Either you think "El" is a first name, or you think "Rodrigo" begins with an "E." Either way, you're not too bright.

off with that ugly thing on his shoulders

Atilla the Hun
gg ez no rematch

LEONIDAS, KING OF THE SPARTANS

Rui Diaz you mean

Your mom

Uther Pendragon.

Odoacar

You know that the guy who sacked Rome could fuck up a highwayman for breakfast

Odoacar

You know that the guy who conquered Rome could fuck up a highwayman for breakfast

My wife's uncle Oleg. He's a big bald Russian.

Alexander the Great

>W
hehehe

is that how retards looks like in real life?

pffff, what a faggot

>summoning a cuck

I summon Edward, the Black Prince

Ivlivs Caesar. Technically counts.

John Cena

Eva Braun!
Shit
Come back here, ya bitch!

See that's why he got stuck in the mountains while the highway man robbed you blind

(Swift-footed) Achilles is the first person who comes to mind.

Well fuck me, I don't know anyone in History beginning with U, so I'll take this guy's choice.

In the five seconds I only came up with Richard III

FUCK

Friedrich I. of the HRE.
I panicked.

Christ, His only begotten Son!

Hannibal Barca!

Richard I. of England

Attila the Hun.

alp arslan

Do I win?

Vlad the impaler

Oskar Dirlewanger