Philosopher for each board. I'll start with a few I came up with, pleasemake your own list, R8 and add to mine and other list.
/b/ Diogenes of Sinope
/r9k/ Fredrich Nietzche
/pol/ Enrico Corradini
Veeky Forums Apicius
Veeky Forums Aristotle (I know he's kinda mainstream, but he did kinda invent the Scientific Method)
Veeky Forums Ayn Rand
Veeky Forums Herodotus
/s/ (and to be frank, all pornographic boards) Anton LaVey
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Sargon is left libertarian though.
Veeky Forums kierkegaard although I feel like he could go on /r9k/ too
I thought Veeky Forums was a Catholic board.
/pol/ zizek
Nezahualcoyotl is /a/
No. Zizek is actually good at shitposting, he made it an excellent art. /pol/ just kinda cries about niggers.
/a/ Katsuhiro Otomo
/cm/ Hideaki Anno
>/r9k/
>Nietzsche
No. Schopenhauer.
/hc/ - Marquise DeSade
No Stirner, they're all a bunch of spooks. Or Evola but he is way more articulate than /pol/
Nah, /r9k/'s really Schopenhauer. Nietzche's anti-women shit was him being a memelord, while Schopenhauer's whining about how life isn't worth living makes him the patron philosopher of robots.
Got anymore of these memes?
Nietzsche was a NEET orbiter who hated everyone more happy than him. He died alone after forty+ years of being a self-resenting basket case.
No, I just have a pic of Zizek's face. But to me he is a living, walking meme.
Also, /leftypol/ has a lot of memes about him. Go on there and start a Zizek thread.
Evola fits for /pol/
Crowley for /x/
Muir for /out/?
/hm/ michelangelo
Veeky Forums maybe teddy roosevelt
/co/ ditko
He was a recluse but of a different breed than /r9k/ and his philosophy isn't very compatible either. Nietzsche recognizes that pursuing things like materialism can be gratifying, /r9k/ would rather rationalize their failings away through ressentiment. They're quintessential slave morality.
/mu/ Kanye West
What is left libertarianism truly? I honestly don't know what that would look like other than anarcho-communism. Is it like socially progressive while enjoying free market values? Or is it disdain for the free market but wanting the government to leave you alone too?
>Sargon is left libertarian
>Or is it disdain for the free market but wanting the government to leave you alone too?
This.
ahahahahahaha nigga i wish
I think Schopenhauer fits /r9k/ better
Sargon the e-celeb calls himself left libertarian.
And constantly shit on every leftists, claims that identity politics is communism, support Tories in the recent UK election.
>Also, /leftypol/ has a lot of memes about him. Go on there
Maybe you go there and stay. We have enough shit with /pol/ cancer already.
/a/ Confucius
>/pol/ just kinda cries about niggers.
>/pol/ not Molyneux
They're pretty much the only people who take him seriously.
/tv/ Robert
/sp/
Porn boards should be some Indian philosopher who constantly sent letters to women asking to see them nude
And the Daily Stormer supported Labour
Veeky Forums is a fan of the greeks for being swole, no homo and self-absorbed. I think Marcus Aurelius is a favourite though for turning autism into stoic power.
This
He isn't one.
>Sargon
>anything but a radical centrist
That's because he doesn't want to admit that his fans are Trump memers who only watch his videos to find validation in the mocking of the most extreme the Left has to offer.
He's balancing his reputation and his internet "career"
He'll call himself whatever is not being utterly mocked
He's a political commentator, not a philosopher
s4s - Jaden Smith
>/s4s/ - Derrida
Ftfy. Jaden is the patron philosopher of /tv/.
What a dumb image
/pol/- David Hume
Veeky Forums- Machiavelli
Veeky Forums- Herodotus
/b/- Diogenes
/r9k/- Dostoyevsky
Veeky Forums- David Foster Wallace
Ah, yes, he hold such stunning right-wing views as
>socialized healthcare
>progressive taxation on wealth
>basic state provided welfare
>nationalization of railways
>staunch opposition to slut shaming
>government enforced equal pay laws