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Anglicanism isn't a religion son, you've been conned

Because I'm Episcopalian.

The extremely cucked stepbrother of Anglicanism

>Anglicans
>Not keked.

Your religion exists so your fat blob of a king could divorce his wife hundreds of years ago.

Christianity is not a religion

This is why catholics are not christians

>implying the Anglican Church didn't settle in a very nice mid point between Protestantism and Catholicism

>lmao marrying your brother's widow should just be allowed XD
holy shit just convert to paganism already

>Anglican
>Heterosexual priests
lol

I'm Gnostic.

That Demiurge isn't going to beat itself you know.

>anglicanism without its only redeeming quality

Can priests in the Church of England marry?

Yes. Eastern Orthodox do as well, but only if you are married before you enter the priesthood.

because Protestantism is legitimate heresy. Heresy comes from Greek meaning "Picking and choosing," and the Anglicanism came from that.

>Be Henry VIII
>Church teaches against divorce
>I will just choose to believe its not and make my own church

lame and false.

Worse yet, that king wasn't really against the church and was against the Christian Reformation. England would have remained catholic if not for the fact that the pope didn't grant him the divorce in order to please the Holy Roman Emperor.

>female priests
>female BISHOPS

Because you folks are waaaay too liberal, and your "let's do both sides of Western Christendom at the same time" resulted in a mess where everything on the high-church/low-church+catholic/prottie is acceptable(read your declarations of faith. It's trying to shoehorn apostolic stuff in protestantism, but it doesn't really fit).
Also, i'm orthodox, and you fags recognise us as super-legit.
Your old-school masses are cool, though.

The existence and information we have regarding ancient Canaanite religion has me doubting the truth of Abrahamic religion spiritually.

Because I'm agnostic.

Reminder that there were female priests and bishops in the earliest church

Because they are apostates who are just in it for the money:
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/survey-finds-2-of-anglican-priests-are-not-believers-9821899.html

They don't even bother with pretending to believe.

>not Protestant
You're all cucks

Because I am a Afrikaner Calvinist

Gluttonous
Lustful
Wrathful
Prideful
Greedy

Covetous
Adulterous
Murderer

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