Divorces his wife

>Divorces his wife
>Marries a 13 year old

Our guy?

>genocides the Frisians and Saxons instead of helping the Iberians fight the Muslims

No, definitely not /ourguy/.

>Striking the eternal Kraut and making friends with based IGA Muslims.

Definitely /ourguy/

What's an IGA?

More like
>genociding and making friends with genocidals

>killing g*rms is bad

Islamic """""Golden"""""" Age

Who did the Abbasids genocide? Also Frisians and Saxons are still around (unfortunately).

More like, converting Saxons, and slaughtering those who resisted, as well as fighting saracens

Sweety, it's only called genocide when it's against people. Putting down G*rms is pest control.