He got killed by a tortoise dropped by an eagle on his head.
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Jonathan Barnes
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Luis Powell
thats pretty goofy
Jaxson Robinson
Has there ever been any historical figures that slipped and died on a banana peel?
Brayden Hill
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Jordan Mitchell
It would be really funny
James Clark
Dying through a bunch of anonymous guys on the internet.
Angel Ortiz
It isn't really funny once you see it, how they start bleeding from their nose, mouth and start spitting blood everywhere kinda fuck
Chase Hill
Everything about this guy's life is funny. He had a dwarf companion and later an island of dwarfs. He died of holding his pee in too long because he was being polite.
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Adam Morales
anyone else think something like this would be a great death? at a later age of course, it's over quickly, and it's funny so people don't mourn as much and even your death is noteworthy
Leo Garcia
> In the second account, he was watching a donkey eat some figs and cried out: "Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine to wash down the figs", whereupon he died in a fit of laughter.
A stoic who seems genuinely likable, the fuck?