*block your path*

*block your path*

*shelters behind wood screens as I cut them down with matchlock fire*

"Konichiwa, onii-chan."

*destroys you*

*teleports behind you*
*solves seppuku on your back*
hehe, nothing personal

oh no, 5 foot tall men wearing wooden armour and carrying shite swords that my rock hard neck would snap in half!!

*unleashes unspeakable evil*

t. shapeshifting Master of Darkness

> Shimazu and Hojo banners
> Hojo banner is literally extinct
> These must be larpers

Haven't you got study to do at the University of Tokyo?

THERE IS NO HIGHA HONAH

THA REVY IS REDY SAR

The Hojo banner looks upside down too thanks to the angle, not much respecu

STOLEN VALOR
>1800s
>Hey kid, are you a Samurai?
>Uh, yeah.
>Oh that's good, that's good. You Hatamoto or just some Ko-Gashira?
>Uh I'm an archer?
>An archer? We don't even have archers nowadays. Whose your Daimyo, dog?
>The H-Hojo.
>THE HOJO ARE DEAD SON
>TAKE THAT ARMOR OFF.
>WE DON'T EVEN WEAR ARMOR NOWADAYS, WE HAVE UNIFORMED KIMONOS.
>DO YOU KNOW YOU DISRESPECT THE ACTUAL MEN IN UNIFORM WHEN YOU PRETEND TO BE ONE OF THEM?
>APOLOGIZE, RIGHT NOW, IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

*teleports behind you*

Why do they all look so short ? serious question. Wast that some requirment so you could be fast and agile or something ?

>wooden armour
That there are people who actually believe that makes me angry and frightened.

>Why do they all look so short ?
Because they are all short.

"Greetings, fellow Christians!"

Ah, the little known gnostic samurais

Demiurgo-kun, receive the attack of kochi wa shirai.

*Unsheathes banner*
Fucking NWO shouganate slaves of satan, the republic will rise and destroy you, you wicked wicked depo! Stop turning the foxes gay!

poor nutrition and you were considered a man at 15, militias at the time were filled with what we would consider child soldiers

The oldest guy there is probably like 17

*opens your ports*

You now realize that most Jap. are manlets.
A better question, is it just the shit camera or are they dirty? Since when are most Jap. that tan? Was this taken in Okinawa or something?

Confronts you about to strike final blow

T. Foolish Samurai

*Barely does anything* would be more accurate

They are both real and LARPing. They are late Edo """""""Samurai""""""" that every kiddo who's watched The Last Samurai spergs over. Literally, wewuz Hideyoshis n' kusooooo.

When a huge part of your diet is rice and soy, you don't grow very tall.

Japs have always been manlets because they didn't eat a lot of meat or drink milk. They've only recently started getting taller due to western influence and better diets.

>Didn't eat a lot of meat
Wait what?
You're kidding right? Maybe if you were a poorfag like these people in the photographs.
More Asians don't drink milk because of a greater % of lactose intolerance, but that's hardly a problem when you eat green leafy vegetables for strong bones(see Calcium) user.