Hell: >"Hey, could you pass me the sandpaper toiletpaper, Stalin?" >"Sure thing, Gandhi." >"Thanks."
Heaven: >"Hey, could you pass me the extra soft toilet paper, Mussolini?" >"Sure thing, Lincoln." >"Thanks."
Don't both heaven and hell have the potential for ridiculously disproportionate consequences?
Blake Wright
>stallin and ghandi >hell >mussollini and lincoln >heaven
Blake Ramirez
I don't see anything disproportionate about this.
Ethan Johnson
Christian doctrine makes it clear that killing is wrong
>Stalin intentionally ordered the deaths of large numbers of people >Is atheist so goes to hell
>Gandhi didn't directly kill anyone and was devoted to non-aggression on a personal scale >Is Hindu so goes to hell
Joseph Jones
>First two weren't christian
>Other two are
Your point?
Ayden Baker
>he thinks people are polite and cooperate with each other in hell
Jayden Anderson
>"Pass the fucking sandpaper Stalin!" >"EAT SHIT GANDHI!"
Charles Allen
wonder if there are streets to shit in hell
Cooper Adams
see? sounds more realistic now
Justin Jenkins
Why do you think Gandhi is asking for sandpaper?
Isaiah Ward
as punishment
Julian Brown
Damn, that's a lot of butthurt in one image
Jackson Gomez
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Juan Bell
hell version is accurate, but heaven isn't quite. You don't get a heaven pass just for being christian. And you certainly don't go to heaven if you emancipate niggers.
Gabriel Barnes
>Catholic Church Lore Nigga, it's time to become a christian
Ryder Bennett
>And you certainly don't go to heaven if you emancipate niggers.
this lol
>unleashing permanent hell on earth leads you to a perfect afterlife
lincoln was the real traitor
Connor Bailey
But that's the general protestant lore.
Catholic lore is you have time to change in purgatory before you're judged.
Ayden Hughes
That's what I'm saying m8. You just keep on DOOSVULTing with your heretical nonsense.
Joseph Miller
Purgatory was retconned out of existence.
However no one was refunded for their indulgences.
Daniel Peterson
>Purgatory and indulgences were the first kickstarter scam
Christian Hughes
So protestants think Mussolini, the commie who basically gave the catholic church another life, is going to heaven? Damn, they always surprise me
William Lopez
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Benjamin Adams
A lot of non-catholic Christians in the US (at least, almost every single baptist, Episcopalian, Mormon, and Methodist I know) believe that a belief in christ is literally a free pass on judgement day regardless of actions.
Owen Rodriguez
>Mormon I'm not even Christian and I know those guys aren't Christian
Zachary Morris
I fail to see anything wrong with this. As for your closing statement, what do you mean by "disproportionate"?
Julian Anderson
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Josiah Reyes
Mormons technically self-identify as christians.
Amount of sin does not matter, all that matters is belief in some jew who was executed by the romans.
Nathan Martinez
They may but their beliefs are just about as congruent with mainstream Christianity as Islam
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Amount of unrepent sin does matter, and if you believe in Christ you better repent. Also Jews killed Christ, not the romans, you fucking retard.
Connor Cox
>Jews killed Christ, not the romans >Because there was no roman authority that executed christ the jews themselves strapped him to that cross
Juan Ross
>His blood be on us, and on our children.
Joshua Walker
I looked up the video and the subtitles are a very clear parody.
Chase Ortiz
Mad about what? Your delusions? I just find them laughable and pitiful in equal measure.
Dominic Mitchell
The synagogue of Satan will always mock the Son of God.
Gabriel Gray
>mussolini, a man who sided with a genocidal maniac and killed fellow christian greeks, albanians and ethiopians >going to heaven
Bentley Reed
You're thinking of Christianity in karmic terms, where sin and good deeds should be punished and rewarded proportionately. But rejection of God is what it is, and it sucks equally for the worst and best of us.
Julian Jones
But if god truly loves us all, he wouldn't be damning 5 billion people currently alive to hell,
Eli Reed
He loves them by giving them what they choose.
Nathan Cook
He doesn't "damn" them to Hell, he lets them choose to either accept him or reject him. He's not going to force someone who doesn't want to be with him to do so. It just so happens that a world without God is very unpleasant.
Joseph Flores
>Pick a door, any door. >Each door will punish you for not picking it. But only one will actually punish you in the end. Good luck.
If god loved me why would he bestow me with logic that leads to the conclusion that he can't exist in an omnibenevolent form and still exercise the use of hell?
Matthew Lewis
He bestowed you with a will and you're choosing to put your faith in your own understanding rather than in Him.
Jordan Davis
He bestowed people with will knowing that a majority of them would not choose the good path because of it? Again, 5 billion people. If he really loved us all he wouldn't choose the option leading to the majority of us being damned.
Easton Myers
That is simply your understanding of the situation.
Connor Flores
>"Derp god works in mysterious ways"
That's not an argument.
This goes back to the whole "why give me logic" argument.
Daniel King
Who said this wasn't the best of all possible options where we retain free will?
Jaxon Walker
Logic was never intended to be the primary guiding principle for human beings.
Elijah Garcia
So... he still punishing them.
It's like someone came to you and he asks you to do a favor. You refuse and you're killed later on. It's no one's obligation.
Oliver Rivera
Regardless, god would not allow anyone to go to hell if he loved us. Punishment is justified only if a chance of redemption and learning a lesson is offered.
Humans interpret time on a linear scale, meaning for us to learn something from a punishment we must have the chance to free ourselves form it after it begins. You can't escape hell, can you?
Joseph Jenkins
What is virtuos pagan
Wyatt Mitchell
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Jordan Bell
A fantasy.
Parker Martinez
Where does the killing in that analogy come from? I'd say it's more like you're stuck outside and he's offering to let you in the house, you can either accept and live with the guy or stay outside when the storm and cold comes.
You're assuming that time remains linear for us after we go to Heaven or Hell, and that Hell is a punishment, not God respecting our desires.
Jayden Hill
Could you stop shitposting anime girls and make a god damn argument? >God respecting our desires
I don't want to go to fucking hell. But I'm going to according to christian doctrine because I'm not christian.
Isaac Smith
>I don't want to go to fucking hell Do you want to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and savior and welcome him into your repentant heart?
Eli Ward
The argument is that it is foolish for you, a mere human being, to presume to know better than Almighty God.
Brandon Edwards
Unless Jesus or God contact me directly, how do I know if the christian lifestyle is the way to avoid hell? What of any of the other multitude of religions is the one that's actually correct?
Julian Thomas
>Where does the killing in that analogy come from? It stems from Christianity's disproportionate punishment for not accepting a task. Why should some Inuit who led a good life from the other side of the planet care about Jesus dying for his sins?
Kevin Garcia
Jesus is contacting you through every Christian who tells you to repent and accept Him as LORD. How you respond to that contact is your prerogative.
Daniel Howard
By that logic, Ganesh is contacting me via every Hindu I've ever talked to about religion.
And Ik Onkar is contacting me via every Sikh, Yahweh through every Rabbi, and Allah through every muslim I've spoken to.
James Miller
Yes both Jesus and the demons are very interested in contacting you. Your life is important user!
Luis Moore
>Ik Onkar >A demon
The FUCK you on about?
Ian Cruz
Why does distance matter? Does Jesus death count for less because the Inuit lives far away?
Nathaniel Harris
Cursing at me for trying to help you is hard hearted. Goodbye user.
Joseph Sanchez
[SIN LAUNDERING INTENSIFIES]
Caleb Flores
Shut up you demiurge ass licker
Henry Turner
>Does Jesus death count for less because the Inuit lives far away? Yes. Does the death of a starving African child mean much to you?
Tyler Rodriguez
What if he doesn't know Jesus died for his sins?
Mason Martin
>Shits on every other religion on the planet >"REEEEE WHY DID YOU CURSE YOU HURT MY FEEFEES!"
Christfags I swear.
Ayden Thomas
But Christianity in Africa is growing rapidly and subsaharan Africa is now one of the most Christian places in the world.
Luke Moore
>assuming.... Hell is a punishment
"And these shall go away into everlasting punishment"
Really penetrates the pistachios
Connor Rodriguez
Its so important that its a unit of spiritual collateral for the eschatalogical marketplace.
Thomas Butler
I think I know better than a Jewish Volcano tho. For instance I know that owning child sex slaves is never morally justified.
Isaac Wright
Truly I tell you, you will not get out until you have paid the last penny. (Matthew 5:26)
Lincoln Jenkins
>100% interest
Wow, God really is a kike.
Sebastian Roberts
>Christian God >correct god
Cameron Lee
Final vision of Daniel tho
Bentley Garcia
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Jeremiah Miller
There's a reason people have been pushing universalism the past few years, though most Christians (unless we're talking wacky American Protestant Sects) would say Mussolini would be in hell as well. desu it was just an easy failsafe to get people to convert >if you convert and are good you'll get into an eternal paradise when you die >if you don't convert even if you're good you still go into eternal damnation and it worked, but in modern day secularism/internationalism it's more of a detriment than anything
Nathan James
personally I can respect those who believe in the 'each man will be tested by the quality of his works' concept of purgatory though I don't think its very biblically supported. Evangelical solipsists like John Piper can go take a long walk off a short pier for their complete lack of empathy.
Jack Gonzalez
But if you convert and are bad you still get eternal paradise when you die. Heck, technically there's not even a "good", you're all bad, just in varying degrees.
John Long
I don't think so because you can grieve the holy spirit through wilful sin and therefore commit the unpardonable sin and be cut off from genuine repentance.
Adam Roberts
Really amps up my hippocampus.
Matthew Clark
do you have some source for that or what are you smoking? Again, ignoring batshit American sects, converting alone is not a guaranteed ticket to Heaven.
Christopher Moore
Almost every interpretation of the "unforgivable sin" of blaspheming the Holy Spirit that I've heard has been dying without repentance.
Eli Brown
All you need to say is simply 'Yes' or 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one. (Matthew 5:37)
Bentley Cook
Jesus literally said only god is good.
Aaron Anderson
I've committed the unpardonable sin. I've not been able to repent genuinely since.
Tyler Williams
Reminder that the demiurge hardened pharoah's heart and by doing so stripped him of his free will.
Evan Murphy
His plan was to deport them.
Connor Jones
They were never going to deport them to madagascar, stormfaggot.
Julian Myers
Being born again is the only way to get to heaven.
Per, you know, Jesus who is, as you might have heard, God Himself.
Christian Garcia
So has every other non-believer.
So has every believer who reached the age of accountability, prior to their belief.
Because the unpardonable sin is Unbelief.
You still have time to remedy that, by believing and confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised Him from the dead.
It's the only sin left unpardonable because Jesus is not going to force anyone to believe in Him, and for other reasons if you're interested.
Only the unbelieving dead are unpardonable; while you yet live, you may repent, and be saved.
Sebastian Nguyen
No I mean its strange but I don't even want to repent. I'm not comfortable with not wanting to repent however. And ostensibly I'm still a Christian not a non-believer.
Ian Long
>Only the unbelieving dead are unpardonable; while you yet live, you may repent, and be saved.
Why are the immortal souls of the dead unable to see the light?
Christian Brown
>I don't even want to repent. >And ostensibly I'm still a Christian
Not everyone who says to Me, 'Lord, Lord,' will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only he who does the will of My Father in heaven.
- Matthew 7:21
Liam Jenkins
You're quite confused.
Christians cannot commit the unpardonable sin, because the process of becoming a Christian involves directly countering the possibility of committing the unpardonable sin.
Christians believe the Holy Spirit when He whispers to us that Jesus is the Christ, the Son of the Living God.
The unpardonable sin is to say that Jesus is not the Christ, not the Son of the Living God.
So they're mutually exclusive, and you should figure out which half of this mutually exclusive relationship you really belong to. Because if you were once a Christian, you are one now, regardless of your feelings or belief, but if you are not a Christian now, and cannot confess Jesus is Lord, risen from the dead, you were never a Christian and are still practicing the unpardonable sin.
And yes, you can harden your heart to the Holy Spirit, but the same sun that hardens the clay, melts the wax.
Angel Howard
>Because the unpardonable sin is Unbelief. >the founding minds of civilisation are eternally suffering because they were born before god decided to show up in the form of his son Shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
Eli Lopez
They will see it, but they will be unable to change the decision they made in their lifetime. They will already have been resurrected either into an eternal body unto life and heaven, or an eternal body to shame and destruction.
Carson Perry
>I don't know what "ostensibly" means
Okay then
Adrian Wood
Jesus reads men's hearts; I trust He makes good decisions about who wants to live with the Creator of the Universe forever, and who does not.
Paradise was populated before there were any Christians.