Should I become gay to save money on women? How does that work? What does anal feel like?

Should I become gay to save money on women? How does that work? What does anal feel like?

when you poop out a giant log does it feel good to you???

if so anal feels like that but on a loop...

It's not gay if she has a feminine penis

>clearly hasn't had anal

Best pair of man tits I've ever seen.

fake trap, that is clearly just a dildo

With balls

I went gay, not bad at all.

>play vid constantly
>get dick sucked 3x a day if i want
>dont have to do anything back or do anal
>still invite hoes over and have 3 some
>do lots of drugs and party
>hes seven years younger, hot fit athlete and rich
>still fuck qts on side but dont get emotionallt attached or spend moneys on them
>workout together

Idk pretty dope desu. In b4 biscum reee

More like in b4 liar.

On today's stuff that never happened...

Yeah but having that shit stuffed back into you can't feel all that great.

sounds good user

that is actually what it feels like

want to know an easy way to fuck women

>make an account on Grindr
I know, hear me out.

>search for ftm tranny's in your area
>chat them up, most still look pretty feminine
>fuck them

congrats you just fucked an actual woman, they are mentally disturbed and think they're men but biologically they are women. if they have a pussy still it isn't gay to fuck them.

How many NEOs get me a bangin burly bear

>Should I become gay to save money on women?

Gay people are more expensive than women.

wtf im hard now

Might as well smash an ugly whale don't you think

Anal hurts at first but once you get used to it and the guy knows what he's doing it feels like someone gently massaging your asshole in the best kind of way.

Plus, unlimited sex if you live in a city and you aren't fuck ugly. Lots of drugs, parties, drama, money, etc.

Being gay is Veeky Forums's wet dream

Gay people pay for themselves.

If you live in any modern westcuck nation seems being gay is living on easy mode.

I unironically want a "gurl" like this to treat me like a bimbo slut and destroy my ass for hr's every night. How many DGB do I need to get a gurl like this???

anal is great if you do it right. try some solo assplay and see what you think.

of course if you get a pretty lil' ladyboy with a pretty li'l ladydick, that will relatively speaking be easier for you to take up the butt if that's what you wanna do...

but you can go homo without takin' it up the pooper...