How do I protect my crypto gains from the vaginal jew?

be careful, you might accidentally attract a pajeeta

fly to greece and bang the hookers there...they're desperate and will let you go without condom for a few extra bucks. it was all over the news, whores were going for $5 USD.

if they ask what you do never give specifics, be vague like "oh this and that, some gambling here and there."

in a few years courts will be able to go after crypto in divorce. it will happen. the vaginaljew and gynocracy has long tentacles.

coonbase will easily give you up to the IRS if ever pressured.

Any specific spots?

>implying /b/ doesn't love kittens
>implying anyone doesn't love kittens

these are nigger whores,and you will get aids for sure

Veeky Forums is more female than male.

this isn't 2007

...

>try to explain crypto to gf
>"Oh, but it's like not really yours until you cash out, right"

They'll never pick up on it

This happen to me

Oh anón but who wants to buy bitcoin , you cant buy things whith bitcoin

Women are stupid af

>gf

What's kissing like?

>try to explain crypto to gf
>user, thats fake money.
>explains fiat
>Well, trading those coins is like gambling.
Someones not getting a ride in the lambo.

A nice, intimate moment with your loved one

Forehead kisses are my favorite

Just don't tie the knot and you'll be fine.

My wife was terrified that crypto was gambling because 10 years ago I'd told her never to let me gamble (addictive personality, eternal alcoholic.) Now that I've deposited more into our bank account than I withdrew she's getting excited.

>3D prints a micropenis
y?

dont get married

I told my gf about crypto, but she put 0 effort to understand because according to her "is not interesting" and she get mad everytime that I check my portfolio. The funny thing is that she studied economics in college.

I love her very much, but yeahh... in general women are stupid as fuck. They get mad when you take them out of their comfort zone which is basically make up, hairstyles, perfumes and clothing

this but my girlfriend isn't an econs major
>hey anondesu how has ur uhh... crypto.. uh i froget what they're called doing !!?!?

there's a few female stock traders here and there that poke their head out on stocktwits or get featured on cnbc...probably less than 1% of all women are actually engaged in speculative behavior, so those are the ones who will begin trading crypto. they're also dykes and feminists so who gives a shit.

hot girls, by and large, want to be with athletes, musicians, and in third place: wealthy businessmen. they don't really care how you make money as long as it's cool and you make a lot of it.

if you're a wagecuck making $50K-$90K you'll end up with a plainjane and if you're lucky she won't get fat and bitchy overtime.

average people get average gains/rewards/women, why is this still surprising.

penis kisses are my favorite. But you dont have to love them. Best to pretend to, get what you want, then walk when they get crazy. Like crypto. Buy, realize your respectable gains, get the fuck out. Easy.

>bizraeili

Wrong. Get married and start a family, raise great sons.