Blackpill me on ETH

My biggest cuntcern is that Vitalik looks like a starving orphan. If he's worth at least $100M why can't he eat decent meals. I'm not even saying shit like "does he even lift" I'm pointing out that he looks like he looks extremely unhealthy and is therefore not a great image for the coin.

its not easy for aayyyys to keep human form.

he is too autism to eat extra calories

hes just an alien brug

thank you money skeleton

is it his gf?

Money doesn't automatically cure your autism and make you want to eat actual food. He probably still eats the same garbage he's always eaten and getting the bare minimum of nutrients.

or even worse, he got into the soylent meme and "burns the midnight oil" trying to code so eth can be #1

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The final red pill is that $400 will be your last chance to sell your eth .

I for one trust Mr skeletal

wait, what's wrong with soylent?

Hope you like rat feces sempai. Have you seen where it's manufactured?

I think it's mostly that his skull and jaw are wide, meals aren't gonna change that

wait, what's wrong with rat feces?

looks like a crohns nigger

They don't eat garbage and play jelly rolls like my fat American countrymen.

He's a slav.

Vitalik look like he needa eat some damn oreos. Need tuh get some fried chicken and chow down on just the fried skin til he puke. Vitalik look like a damn starvin' baby nigga from my home land. Vitalik look like his momma never fed him a scrap he need some good southern po' boys shoved down his trackia. To be honest if vitalik don't eat he going to get mistaken for a tweaker and get knocked by a damn nigga

Vitalik need some fuckin oats

his dick is so big that it takes 3,000 calories a day just so he can have morning wood.

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Dubs proves this is real

You idiot, vitalik's appearance should be the number 1 reason to go in on ETH.
He looks autistic as all get out, he's dedicated to making sure ether is as sound as possible

dubs speaketh

then why has it gotten hacked so often, bud.

for sake of comparison only: how many times has LTC gotten hacked...I know it is in LTC founder's best interest to talk shit about ETH, but according to charlie lee, ETH is a "hackers paradise" whereas you don't really hear cases where LTC was fucked with badly. First time for everything, sure, but hasn't happened yet.

p.s. the ltc founder doesn't look so great either but he's more on the overweight/lacking exercise side. pretty much anyone who does too much computer work will look like shit but health is highly important.

>hacked so often

when was it hacked user?

wasn't the DAO hacked, and some recent news about swarmcity. I don't recall specific details but you're free to search it up and contest the facts if I'm way off.

Warning! Vitalik was an experiment by the USSR built to destroy capitalism by bankrupting the west with scam tokens and ICOs. Shocking leaked images reveal the development of the cyborg reanimated skeleton.

He is gay.

Eth and solidity can't be hacked because they are programms, programs created badly using these technologies like DAOs can be hacked

There have been applications that use the network that have been hacked but not ETH itself

He once ate a whole blockchain. As a result he was cursed to look like this

this, brainlets

no wonder crypto is volatile when it's dominated by people who don't understand what they're working with

fuck you, this a good image for you?(Europe's health minister)

maggie de blok is a milf

belgium health minister