What was Rasputin's deal?

What was Rasputin's deal?

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he had a massive pecker so the tsar kept him around as a bull for his wife

(this is actually quite likely btw)

He was a forerunner of modern corrupt televangelists tbqh.

Bull things

HE WAS BIG AND STRONG

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He was the lover of the russian queen

To become "from dirt to princes" like we use to say. Looks like he also sincerely wanted to help his Fatherland by influencing the family. But he was shady and his questionable image made more danger than he 'helped' them.

I personally view him as an eccentric but well-intentioned man who was the victim of malicious rumors.

Tried to strengthen Russia.

Shame he didn't make the new heir after the shitty one dies of hemophilia.

>What was Rasputin's deal?
He had a Full House (Romanov) which made the Tsar's wife Straight Blush.

He was the very embodiment of democracy.

It was a shame how he carried on

He was Russia's greatest love machine.

He literally had magic powers
>could predict future
>could cure disease
>hypnotism
>immune to poison
>immune to blunt trauma
>unnatural strength

How the fuck did he heal the kid

He didnt, Russian doctors at the time we're just exacerbating his symptoms with bad treatments. By telling them to hold off, it allowed the kid to recover.

It was mostly psychosomatic, he had an understanding of the mind and body's connection that was ahead of his time

They were using aspirin to try and solve the whole bleeding problem, just that aspirin thins the blood.
Crazy fucker thought medicine was nigger shit so he got them to fuck off with it.

A 9 inch schlong

black magic

usually donkey dickings for occult favor, at a very reasonable rate of exchange. Thats why he was shot by the aristocracy, the economists of sex.

>how best to treat hemophilia
>maybe not bloodletting?
genius