I'm from 20 years in the future.
Buy one share of $gbtc. Listen to me. One share will be worth over $1,000,000 in the future.
The risk is worth the reward. If you don't do it you are cucking yourself.
Now you ask yourself "why didn't I buy apple shares?" In 20 years you'll ask "why the fuck didn't I buy bitcoin?"
why not just buy btc
cool
in the future, do people throw out cd's like in back to the future?
You can do that too but it's easier to watch and monitor from the ticker imo. Plus they could split
most people can't figure out how to into bitcoin. this company makes it easier and more familiar. i'm guessing that is the logic.
John, how goes the war?
well how much is 1btc worth in 20 futureman
You mean btc could split again? Why wouldn't you want to hold btc in that situation then, you'd get both coins.
the stock, dummy.
Idk I still have my CDs man
There hasn't been a war. That was all a meme. Though China and North Korea got in some beef but nothing big
I can't reveal that. All I can reveal is one share will be worth $1million. Please listen to me Veeky Forums. Just $500 can make you a million dollars. You have to trust me, you won't regret it. It will dip a little in 2024 but will recover the losses back easily within 3 years.
>PLEEEEASE LISTEN TO ME BIZ!!!
>they could split
Ha! So you're not from the future. SELL
this
That was a hint. I can only say their price will hit a mill within 20 years and there will be a small dip in 2024. But I can't mention if there will be a split, though it's a good possibility ;)
It's for your own benefit. I'm telling you from the future facts. You will seriously regret not listening.
Ok. Where do I buy shares?
It's a publicly traded company (though otc)
Any brokerage, Robinhood is easiest
Or if you want just buy some Btc, but this is easier assuming you already have an account
Not listed on Robinhood fake ass futureman
I dont use RH so idfk, being from the future doesn't make me know every factoid
Whatever man, if you want to listen to an article over someone literally from the future; you do you man.
apple had bearish articles from the 90s too buddy.
The firm holds 174,174 btc (in your time), dont miss this
So if you're from the future, does Trump get assassinated?
No, however he won't get reelected.
In the future BTC doesn't exist anymore because it's been banned by the gov't due to it being used for money laundering.
Don't plan on living that long
If you're really from the future, tell us how long Shkreli's sentence will be. When it gets handed down we'll know whether or not you're lying and if we should believe you.
6 months
FAKE, and VERY GAY
John Titor is that you? If so tell me when my beans will sprout and I reach lamboland
Actual future person here. A solar flare wipes out electronics globally so bitcoin ceases to exist. I found a wormhole in a cave and came back to shitpost, you are welcome.
Buy a house on an island with fresh water. Stockpile food,bullets, and baby wipes.
>I'm from 20 years in the future.
I always wondered how to contact myself in the past to short enron or buy dogicoins.
Thank you for sharing this info, i just bought 100 shares
Okay, Biff Tannen, what's the score?
>has time travel machine
>uses it to post on fucking Veeky Forums where most faggots are broke NEETs
not him, but i just checked. 4:1
3-1 for madrid
>has time travel machine
>not fucking your mom and stealing vitaliks keys
it was postponed
that was before the first goal was later declared offical.