Imagine being a soviet soldier after winning the berlin battle. Imagine the joy of putting an end to the biggest war in mankind history and returning victorious from it to your homecountry
Imagine being a soviet soldier after winning the berlin battle...
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>and returning victorious from it to your homecountry
>Send to far east to beat Japs, because americans aperiantly did nothing for the past 5 years
They much have felt great after raping all of those German civilians
t. ignorant american
>return from the greatest war in human history victorious
>send off to gulag for excessive exposure to "foreign capitalist influences"
to the victor go the spoils
t. ignorant kraut
>Be soviet soldier
>survive stalingrad, fight back to berlin
>war is over
>get killed by friendly fire because v-day fireworks triggered somebodies PTSD, OR die from plain old alcohol poisoning due to excesive celebration of victory
my great grandfather fought in berlin then later deserted and hopped the border
>Imagine being a soviet soldier after winning the berlin battle. Imagine the joy of putting an end to the biggest war in mankind history and returning victorious from it to your homecountry
After impregnating one or two (or three or four) German "maidens" of course.
why do they all look so utterly disgusting
Why do you think Germans are so perpetually grumpy?
Why does everyone on Veeky Forums like to bring that up every single time this image is shown?
They're projecting.
butthurt wehraboos
>This is what right wingers actually believe
lmbo
wehraboos?
I thought so. Wait you're not Russian by any chance are you?
>Imagine being a soviet soldier after winning the berlin battle. Imagine the joy of putting an end to the biggest war in mankind history and returning victorious from it to your homecountry
yeah, then living in poverty for the rest of your life because you're still living under a oppressive commie regime
Soviets did a lot of rape, even by world war standards.
As if it's a bad thing?
Veeky Forums is 99% butthurt fascists
fuck this board
Don't forget all the delicious forced sex you get to indulge in
A term made up by butthurt redditors on /r/badhistory
Imagine being an American GI, coming home to be lauded as the greatest heros of their time, coming back to an America that is stronger, more powerful and more vibrant than it has been in its entire existence, coming home to a guaranteed post secondary education paid for entirely by the government, and being able to experience the post war boom and support a family comfortably on a single blue collar job because the rest of the world is a devastated shithole.
Fuck off Wehraboo. Reddit OWNS the internet. We started pretty much every meme in existence and have given countless contributions to internet culture.
If you hate us so much, stop using using our memes.
Because it triggers commies
Then Truman sends you to Korea to fight for Jewish bankers, and you die screaming in agony thousands of miles away from your home.
German soldiers also raped a lot of Soviet women...
Umm sweetie, being a post secondary student means you get to be excluded from the draft
No, but I wonder if there's a kraut word for "whataboutism".
Every country the krauts took over they raped the women, especially norway.
>ywn be an American paratrooper from rural Arkansas who dropped out of high school to work in construction and in normal times could never hope to land a nice Jewish girl
>ywn run into a lonely and cold 15 year old Dutch Jewish girl who looks practically looks like a walking skeleton except for her breasts and a pair of big ole' bright red lips, which almost comically stand out from her impoverished appearance
>ywn, having been starved of any form of basic human contact that doesn't involve violence for months be instantly attracted to her still very feminine lips
>ywn passionately kiss her, tasting the expensive French brand lipstick and knowing you'll never want to kiss another pair of lips again
>ywn make love in the Rheinwiese on a moonlit night
>ywn ask her for name after a night of steaming hot sex
>ywn hear her answer "Anne... Anne Frank."
>ywn realize you've got to get back to base or your CO will report you as AWOL
>ywn ask her to write down her address so you can see her once the war is over
>months go by
>ywn be finally be released from service following Japan's surrender
>ywn show up at Anne's house in Amsterdam on your way back to England to be shipped home
>ywn be greeted at the door by Otto, who despite his own frail appearance notices your nametag on your uniform and coldcocks you right in the jaw, swearing profusely at you in German
>ywn be saved from a Mississippi beatdown (by an old man no less) by Anne who gets in the way and demands that he stop
>ywn be taken inside the house by Anne so she can bandage your broken nose
>ywn never recover from the initial shock of your beating and get at your first good look at Anne in months
>ywn see that her hair has grown back, she's clean and gleaming in the sun, her lips are covered in the same lipstick you first tasted on her mouth, and that she's eight months pregnant
>ywn immediately ignore the pain and kiss her passionately
They're allowed to be proud, Hans.
>ywn experience the best sex of your life as she rides you like a pony from the Old Western films, with her belly bouncing on and off you like a ball
>ywn come across her diary while she slobbers your knob and casually read it to get to know her better
>ywn ask her to marry you and come home with you to Arkansas
>ywn hear the greatest words of your life "yes"
>ywn smirk like a smug Pepe at her father as he watches on in a mixture of disappointment and happiness at being grandfather
>ywn book 1st Class on RMS Queen Mary, spending almost the whole journey fucking your bride-to-be in you cabin
>ywn be married at sea by a drunken Navy Chaplain, who's performing his 6th wedding of the day
>ywn surprise your parents by showing up on their doorstep since you last parted with them four years ago with a Jewish bride and an unborn grandchild
>ywn help Anne give birth to your first child
>ywn feel all the anguish and torment she's experienced for the past six years be expelled like a baby from the womb, beginning the long process of physical and emotional healing for the both of you
>ywn open your own construction business and raise a large family with Anne in the prosperity of post-war America
>ywn have a historian from the University of New Orleans take interest in Anne's diary sixty years later while he's interviewing you for his new book
>ywn have Anne's annotated diary published alongside Band of Brothers, thus earning both your spots in the history of World War II
feelsbadman
>returning victorious from it to your homecountry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>ywn be greeted at the door by Otto, who despite his own frail appearance notices your nametag on your uniform and coldcocks you right in the jaw, swearing profusely at you in German
>>ywn be saved from a Mississippi beatdown (by an old man no less) by Anne who gets in the way and demands that he stop
lol
Is this a fetish at this point?
8/8 gr8 b8 m8
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It's the official fetish of Veeky Forums
This actually did happen to several 100 thousand soldiers including solzhenitsyn for example. Not even anticommie
Life in the soviet union was fine, it was not as good as the west but nobody lived in poverty as a lot of rabid anticommies on this board like to imagine
inb4 "Solzhenitsyn was a novelist his wife said he made it all up Stalin dindu nuffin reeeeeee"
Nice source. Solzhenitsyn was a monarchist agitating for the overthrow of the government. He was also a terrible writer and a general fucktard. Before he died, he repented and expressed regret for his treason,
>Nobody lived in poverty
I don't think I have a single reaction image to really exemplify the disgust and incredulity I'm feeling right now
>i've never talked to anyone who lived in the soviet union, but i know more about life in the soviet union than people who actually lived in the soviet union
If you kill yourself, you won't have to feel any of those emotions anymore. Just some food for thought.
Just read first hand accounts and look at Russia today. It was a shit hole, especially in the 1930s and 1940s
>Get shot because the NKVD finds out that you supported Trotsky before the war
>Your family is deprived of welfare as punishment for your treason and starves to death
Such was life in glorious Soviet Union
That's just the line the women used after the handsome Hans was defeated and they had to start answering why.
>They saw life in a Western country and had to be gulaged
Yeah imagine being a poor retard in the USSR.
The millions of people that died of starvation or in work camps werent poor.
Those are Bengalis starved by the British. They don't even look remotely Slavic. Every time an anti-communist posts, it just further proves they are subhuman
This might work on him, but I'm from Czech Republic and since that was the most developed area of the Eastern block (at least in the begginning of the sh*tshow communism was) I seriously doubt your claim - not even considering anything else, just the situation people here were in should tell you enough about how others were doing in way less developed areas.
What does the "T." stand for?
jobspin.cz
>all of them without exception are of the opinion that life under communism was much better than now
>but nobody lived in poverty
Almost everybody lived in poverty, it's just communisms version of poverty is so poor that you're dead.
It's finnish for "regards" (terveiset), they put it at the end of letters
>some italians are nostalgic of fascism.
Wow, they are delusional!
>some czechs are nostalgic of communism.
Wow, communism is so much better than caputalism, no wonder they miss it.
>USSR
>nobody lived in poverty
Imagibe typing that with a straight face.
These digits don't