I stumbled upon this shitcoin on Veeky Forums called TeaToken, and at first I thought it was pretty stupid. A cryptocurrency just for tea? What? But then I remembered this coin called CoffeeCoin that made a bunch of money for nothing. I watched the introduction video on teatoken.io and it was actually very well done.
And I came to realize. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE COIN DOES! If normies like it, it will moon. Just like signatum, that giant shitcoin, and bitbean and yes, coffeecoin.
So I decided to put my money where my mouth is and buy 10,000 TeaTokens for 1 ETH since this is the pre-ico stage of their ICO. Next stage 1 ETH = 5,000 TeaTokens.
This is literally a copy and paste of another post made several days ago.
Dylan Hall
Fuck it. Might as well get in and collect the normies money. They don't stand a fucking chance.
Isaiah Hill
I swear to god if this moons.... there's been so many coins that got fudded to shit, and then turned out to moon way higher than anyone could have predicted
Colton Morales
here's their introduction video. Pleasantly surprised by the quality.
This looks like a coin normies could mass buy desu, its got good potential.
Cameron Cruz
Looks good, I think ill bite.
Chase Lee
So, they have a decentralized tea marketplace that allows you to spend TeaTokens to buy tea?
That's pretty cool actually. And it helps the farmers sell direct to consumer without having to put up with middlemen corporations.
I like it
Dominic Moore
Sigh..still shilling this scam coin?
Jason Watson
if my fucking money weren't stuck on coinbase, I actually would consider buying some of this, because fuck it. I could buy like 500 coins just in case it moons. I'm sick of missing every train
Easton Bailey
Forget the farmers I just want the money
Joshua Sanchez
This is gay. Give me ONE reason why I should buy this shit
Isaiah Cox
nice dubs. KEK has spoke, buy teatoken
Connor Bailey
I think I'll try this anyway. Literal shitcoins always moon. The latest example being SIGT of which I got some nice profit.
Oliver Brooks
don't you dare compare this piece of shit to sigt
Elijah Morales
Dude sigt was made by a legit scammer you faggot stop giving him money. They can't even spell shit on their website at least these guys aren't literal retards
Luis Murphy
yep, I don't care how badly coins get fudded anymore.
I was in the thread when SIGT released the whitepaper, and it was a TOTAL DISASTER, the whitepaper was filled with typos and was clearly copy/pasted from other papers.
Now it's at almost 10 fucking million dollar marketcap. That's absolutely insane.
Jackson Peterson
looks cool actually, with 1 ETH on this ICO maybe I can have unlimited tea for life
Henry Lee
teatoken is created by literal retards controlled by mr. ariana grande / taylor swift. kys. literally kys.
Eli Morgan
reminder that if you give these greedy niggers anything then don't expect anything in return, your money is gone and it's your own fault for being a dumbass and voluntarily choosing to be scammed
fuck off retard, come back with a concept that isn't braindead
Michael Ward
As an actual Tea Farmer myself, I can tell you from first hand experience that it's actually a huge pain in the ass dealing with re-sellers. This TeaBay thing actually sounds really cool, and I like new cryptocurrencies. I can easily just exchange my TeaTokens for Bitcoin/Fiat.
Andrew Harris
>actual tea farmer >posting on biz >not teatoken shill 100% legit
Brandon Clark
LMAO
i know right. this is pathetic. you teatoken fags need to give up and start over. try a different idea, ok? you're embarrassing yourselves
John Morgan
What's that accent? He sounds weird.
Nolan Ward
can i buy with monero
where do i send my money to can someone link me the website please
Eli Jackson
I need to buy more ETH first, you dummie
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Juan Allen
Even if they make the TeaBay thing the tea tokens would be a completely unnecessary scam. An ebay for Tea would work with dollars or btc or eth. But having to convert the tea shitcoin is just an unnecessary hassle especially since the volume would be so low people could pump and dump it.
Joshua Bennett
Hey man what kind of tea do you farm? I love to farm green tea and I am going to buy tea tokens right now. This concept will benefit my business a lot if it takes off
Nolan White
Teatoken.io
Elijah Scott
wow, this thing is really starting to take off. CRYPTO CURRENCY TALK TWEETED ABOUT IT!
Holy shit they are really big! Damn I didn't know this token was getting such good press
Michael Thompson
>even if >if
Brody Long
>CoffeeCoin that made a bunch of money for nothing
Wat? The owner of the coffeecoin made an small ICO right before the current one, BaliCoffeeCoin.
People bought in the ICO on the Waves DEX Now they can trade theyr tokens against premium grade coffee from bali They ALREADY GOT their coffee!
Same for the bigger coffeecoin ICO + this time they develop a webshop with integration for the tokens to buy coffee
If you have bought waves cheap and bought ICO coins later, then you have cheap cheap premium coffee!
Austin Cox
teabay.io has a sleek design. This will definitely appeal to normies.
Jace Powell
Oh shit they already have a site? This is way better than the standard ICO where they have nothing at all
Justin Myers
Just checked the tweet, it's actually real.
Gotta admit, I'm impressed this shitcoin has made it so far.
Owen Bennett
TeaToken.io is a place to make money and laugh at mean fags who are naysayers. Here I think you'd enjoy one of these
Isaac Nelson
If it's so good why is nobody here getting in the ICO?
Jace Martinez
their ICO has 4 transactions. 3 the dev admitted were them testing. now, one ether... probably also from the devs what a pathetic FailCoin tea is and has always been. Biggest attempted-shill implosion I've ever seen.
you're better off buying espers on yobit.
Kevin Powell
It sounds better than coffeecoin. Still a shitcoin, but with chances to moon.
Brayden Hall
actually pretty much all the scam ICOs have a sleek looking website. it's how they get their marks.
Jaxson Morales
They already have their product launched though, so it can't be too scammy. Unlike a lot where they just take the money and run
Gavin Long
Alright you convinced me. What address do I send my ether to in order to get teatokens?
Thomas Jackson
It must be so sad sitting at home all day writing positive reviews for a shit token with the hopes of someone sending 0.001 ETH your way, so you can split it 14 ways between all the shills.. This is beyond pajeet level, if you guys actually live in the west I hope you stop wasting your life and get it back together
LOL enjoy your bags. Someone just threw away 1 ETH
Gavin Martin
and by the way, I'm putting one ETH. I'm into ZrCoin (but I will not trade it against 1ton of Zr, lol) into coffeecoin (sweet sweet coffee gainz) and now TeaToken (dem great green tea
Jackson Howard
this thread is hilarious. teatoken is definitely my favorite shitcoin, I'm gonna keep an eye on it and see if they get anywhere.
Alexander Turner
they don't actually pay the shills, they just get new ones every time the old ones quit
Adrian Long
check the smart contract, they have hardcoded 14 addresses in there
Jackson Reyes
Any ICO besides this where I can invest?
Robert Morales
This is a total scam, you can tell by how they are splitting the ICO money equally between everybody. If this was an actual company and the money was going to be used for development, they wouldn't do this.
They will just host some shitty website for a little bit while they work on the next scam coin.
