Hai ther nyone wana be frens

Of course we do, solid evidence that monarchy is retard proof

good thread

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my ancestor :)

Leave this man alone.

Anyone have the pic of him smiling? I think it's an edit of him wearing some fancy ass regalia

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LEAVE HIM ALONE. HIS HIGHNESS IS VERY SENSITIVE TO CRITICISM ITS TOO BAD HE HAS A LIBERAL MANNER OR ELSE ID HAVE YOU ALL HANGED

My man!
You made me smile

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Stop bullying him

I love this website

Why is his hand brown?

I kinda feel bad for this guy

maybe in death his spirit was free of his body's shortcomings

He's Spanish

Spanish people are white.

that's ludicrous, of course he isn't spanish, monarchs aren't actually nationals, they are a ruler class, irrespective of state, interchangeable

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He was of partial Spaniard descent but "Hapsburg royal" is actually considered its own ethnicity.

>related to ferdinand and isabella

What's so funny?

its own subspecies*

I made charles II von Habsburg in oblivion

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Did you hit randomise?

No. I know I fucked up the lips but I'm too lazy to change it.

sure thing mr. assburg

Leave him alone you meanies

>100k frenchies dead

What's the matter?

>I now want to fuck Charles II

Now we are getting somewhere

That's Charlotte II to you

bumpu~

Here you go.
I feel ways about this.

was he the king who would frequently call for his dumplings?
"I am the King and I want dumplings?"
dumplings are based.

alright thats a good one

You see Charles II and you ask what's wrong with his hand

Please give me a source, I want this joke to be real life

I love this thread

"European royal" is considered as an ethnicity.

ethnicelebs.com/elizabeth-ii

This

not sure that's a reliable source but we're getting there.

He had sex with at least 2 women.

That was Ferdinand of Austria, another Hapsburg who ruled during the 1848 revolution. He had learning issues, a speech impediment, excessive fluid buildup in his head, and a shitload of seizures (to the point where he had five when trying to consummate his marriage). The sentence "I am the emperor and I want dumplings!" was supposedly his only coherent order, but he was actually rather articulate (in writing, at least).

>tfw virgin
>tfw Charles II is more of a chad than me

>tfw a mentally retarded man with a single shriveled black testicle has had more sex than I have

Is CAROLVS II the best Veeky Forums meme

Sources say yes

Charles II is my spirit animal

>tfw tied with Charlie
Man that's embarrassing

What were the specifics here? Was he attracted to women? Was his dick weird? Was it big or little? Could he get hard? What was the sex like? Could he cum? If so, did his boys swim at all?

He was sterile.

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were your parents incestual spanish austrians?

That is the key ingredient, in my expert opinion.

At least you weren't either of the girls

More.

>he was ridiculed as Goodinand the Finished
kek

>In 1680, Charles presided over the greatest auto-da-fé in the history of the Spanish Inquisition, in which 120 prisoners were forced to participate, of whom 21 were later burned at the stake. A large, richly adorned book was published celebrating the event. The last public auto-da-fé took place in 1691. Toward the end of his life, August 1700, in one of his few independent acts as king, Charles created a Junta Magna (Great Council) to examine and investigate the Spanish Inquisition. The council's report was so damning of the Inquisition that the Inquisitor General convinced the decrepit monarch to "consign the 'terrible indictment' to the flames"

What happened here? He ordred an investigation himself but then burned it?

Holy fucking kek. Never change, Veeky Forums.

Bump i want more of these

>proof that monarchies can remain highly successful even with literal retards on the throne
>bad for monarchists

??

I'm genuaenly starting to feel bad for this guy.

His wife complained about its size in a letter If I remember right.

He spent his post-abdication retirement in Prague with his wife and the locals liked him a lot. He was obviously simple minded but a very nice guy you could meet on a walk on town and have a pleasant talk with. In contrast the Czechs didn't like Franz Josef at all.

Ferdinand's relationship with his wife was apparently decent too, by all accounts they were happy together, though she acted more like a doting older sister (despite being a decade younger) than a wife.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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hi fren

(post more habsburgs)

t. apu habsburger

this should be our board-tan

kek this
Charlie, Voltaire and >H > R >E

Why didn't he just have the artists depict him as a normal looking person? No one would have been able to tell in a hundred years

He had a huge cock and was a lovely husband. His wife ended up loving him

There needs to be hentai where a retard with a massive dong fucks bitches until they ahegao

Most of hentai features literal mongoloids tbqh.