>Serial entrepreneur launches 'kosher' cryptocurrency only for Jews
>The BitCoen, which comes from the Hebrew word ‘priest,' has been created to simplify payments within Jewish communities, according to Semenchuk. At the same time, BitCoen can be bought by anyone.
rt.com
This is the one to buy, kids. With Jews, you win.
Nice, just bought 100k GAS!
ebin
>Semenchuk
O I am laffing
>Semenchuk
>(((Kosher))) crypto
o boy, i needed that laugh
is cryptocurrency mining even kosher?
They're fucking Hitlering themselves hahahahaha
Kek
lel
>tfw actual Jew
>tfw other actual Jews are dicks to my family because my mom is a Jesus Jew
At least I got le happy merchant genes instead of gaining success via nepotism
Teach me your jewish money magicks.
Why are jews so good with money?
>gaining success via nepotism
thats literally the only reason anyone would want to be jewish though
nice just bought 100k
Lucky no one from degenerate /pol/and comes to Veeky Forums, Bitcoen is our ticket to expel all nigger hating serglords for good.
nice just bought 6000k
If you want a serious answer, it's because they have historically always been at an economic disadvantage as a people and one of the core teachings of the Talmud is to respect and be grateful for what God has provided. Wastefulness and frivolous use of resources are heavily looked down upon by the culture, and after hundreds of generations of carrying these values, they've more or less been hardcoded into our genes.
>jewish money magicks
treason and zero loyalty to those beyond their own
>according to Semenchuk
>Jesus Jew
These aren't real Jews though.
Don't forget to invest in the unlimited ICO, goys.
SEMENCHUK
Since the rest of my extended family disowned us over it, the majority of them agree.