Invaded by the Beakers

>invaded by the Beakers
>invaded by the Celts
>invaded by the Romans
>invaded by the Saxons
>invaded by the Normans

Don't you think the British deserved to be imperialists after going through all that?

The celts are the original people of the British isles though

You forgot the Danes

But it really makes you understand why British women love having sex with foreign men so much, it's a very ancient tradition over there.

No they aren't

Ancestors of insular Celts showed up either @ 2300 BC or 500 BC, probably the latter since their languages aren't that divergent. Long time after the islands were first settled almost 10000 years.

This. Even Stonehenge had already been built by the time the Celts arrived

>Conquered once in over a thousand years.
>Defeated almost all other countries in the last few hundred years.
They might have the cleanest record in the world.

You forgot the norwegians

forgot the glorious revolution

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>Oliver Cromwell
>monarch

Fucking frogfags I swear.

>absolute ruler who passes on ruling to his son

Underrated post

WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEEET

True, the real power (Parliament) has always been English though, so there is no point trying to we wuz the British Empire.

>not knowing your own history

#justenglishthings

You forgot

>invaded by the French
>invaded by the French again
>invaded by the French yet again
>invaded by the Dutch

And the Dutch

Henry V was Welsh.

Saxons and Norman's are two sides of the same coin though. Its like two cousins fighting over who their grandpa prefers.

Nelson fucked the Danes shit though

>Never fought a war on their own

But they were different peoples from different areas speaking different languages.

t. lindybeige

>Plantagenets are French
>Tudors are Welsh, because reasons

Yes. And AngloAmericans rule the waves, be they oceanic, electromagnetic, or ether based.

>invaded by the celts

Yeah no. Fuck off you stupid Yank

I wonder why the Beakers who migrated to Sardinia didn't change the genetic pool, maybe they were Iberian bell beakers so they were already quite similar to the locals

Before the chariot, it was largely culture that spread, not so much the people.

Houses of Lancaster and York all spoke English as their first language. I wouldn't exactly call them French. Same case with the Tudors.

t. Nigel

the Beakers were there before the Celts

No:

1)Mesolithic hunters
2)Neolithic farmers
3)Beaker farmer/sheperds
4)Celts
5)Romans
6)Anglos and Saxons
7)Vikings
8)Normans

More white Americans have German heritage than British.