Rich Virgin Veeky Forumsinessman

>22.
>6'1".
>good looking.
>fit.
>blonde hair blue eyes.
>drive BMW convertible.
>170k in savings/checking.
>380k in stocks and crypto.
>zero debts.
>come from wealthy family.
>live in a nice 1 bedroom apartment by myself.
>go to 2nd best uni in my state.

Yet I'm still a friendless, dateless KHV that's been rejected 6 times. What can I do? I'm American so hookers are all shit and illegal, and the girls here are extremely mean and picky. Any other rich virgins on biz?

Hey Siamarine - yes you. Come over here for a minute. Don't be afraid, first of all, I am here only to protect you. Maybe just sell your bags when still you can exit with not that *BIG LOSSES*? Do you know what happened to all the ppl who bought DGB at ATH? They are still holding their shitcoin bags and will do that no matter what since they are emotionally attached to them. That's not how a SUCCESSFUL TRADER behaves. Aren't you for sure also sentimental about your purchases? I'm sorry but remember that sometimes *BAD DECISIONS* are being made on such a volatile market like crypto and it's not entirely your FAULT. Read something about risk-management and conclude whether you want to RISK FURTHER with basically *DEAD SCAM COIN* like Sia? You can still invest your bags into something profitable - take a look at neo, omg or iota for example and watch all these sweet gains that would enable you to cover your loses with this *SHITCOIN*. This coin was NEVER INTENDED FOR HOLDING - just look at the amount of coins mined every 10 minutes. Have you ever heard of this thing called INFLATION? I'll leave you to come up with conclusions... You are neither an early adopter of this coin - half a year ago it was worth 20 SAT - I'd estimate that it is the bottom. Congrats on holding something 10x overpriced. Eventually, DEVELOPERS said publicly that they DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRICE OF THEIR COIN? Why to buy or hold it then? Do you HATE MONEY? Anyway, you'll do what you want but you've been WARNED.

time for some vacation

Where would I even go? I don't have any friends and I don't want to go with my parents or family members.

well you clearly aren't good looking unless you smell like vomit from a mile away or something

If have all you said is true
It just means you have an atrocious personality and nothing can fix it.

Move to germany.

fix your hygiene, go to clubs EVERY night, and talk to some girls. keep the conversation mostly about them. Have a slot machine mentality and don't be bent if they aren't receptive.

same, except im younger than you, have even more money and crush mad puss on the regular

sorry for youre loss, try r9k for dealing with terminal faggot

Travelling is a meme if you have a shit tier craniofacial development boyo take it from one autistic virgin to another

I thought Elliot Rodger was dead

grate thread

>rejected 6 times.

WOW OMG.

go fuck yourself OP faggot. People get rejected, get over it.

I'm the opposite. GF and friends, but poor. Just talk to people brah. Not everyone is going to want to have a relationship with you, but some will.

>Have a slot machine mentality
user, what the fuck?

not a virgin but quite wealthy myself due to my job in investment, yet stuck with a 7/10 at best

user, i need 50$ for invest, i've only 15$ kek, i really appreciate it your help

>Also; move to Andorra and be happy

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>fit good looking and wealthy
>khv rejected 6 times
Lmao pick one you ugly delusional fuck

how did you make your money?

one tip of your life ! DO IT i swear you will like it

-install tinder
-do a vacation in a first world country in asia

have fun ! i guarantee you will get LOTS of matches, im awkward as fuck but asian girls like it/ are used to it

>What can I do?
Stop being delusional you Mr Aryan Chadwanabe and earn something by yourself.

Calm down Elliot

How much capital did you start with and what did you do to get that much?

Did you daytrade or did you just ride the bull market?

because you're a pretentious ass hole

How much of your wealth do you attribute to your family? You're probably a beta incel faggot desu

Maybe you have halitosis

>tfw my bank account will soon look like OP's but even better
>hold 2k NEO
>have GF
>have house

lol feels good man
Also OP, money is not as important as looks, see the post on normiebook about how a handsome pedo tinder profile got a bunch of replies from women despite being a sex offender.

Thailand bro... you aren't coming back a virgin

>34
>wagecuck
>$90 in shared bank account til tomorrow morning when my barely over 1k paycheck clears
>never any problems getting laid
>browsing biz pooping and drinking a yuengling
>wish I was a kissless young rich virgin

Literally why? Are you that insecure about your financial status?

seriously. you sound like a faggot

Yes. I'm trying to marry my gf and start a family but I'm fuckin broke. I haven't been following our bank account and just found out she's been goin nuts with het credit cardand doesn't quite understand interest. We had a nice conversation about it though

Hey OP, would you like to chat?
Maybe I can help you out.

I've been where you are.

Yeah idk how to break this to you user. You're not good looking. You're either very ugly, smell very bad, have very bad breath, or have some extremely unattractive superficial trait. Attractive people with money and 0 people skills still get laid. Add in height and wealth, and you should be tripping over pussy. The only reason you're not is because women find you overwhelmingly unattractive. Post pic here to confirm.

>good looking
>wealthy
>virgin

beta af

also this

Maybe it's because the first thing you tell people is what you have instead of who you are.

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this lmao, delusion at it's finest. only on /biz people have it all and still are robots

>tfw I'm you

stay strong bro.

maybe you're just bland and a total loser? Money can't buy you taste, bet you're lame as fuck.

If you're antisocial and autistic in your home country you're going to be antisocial and autistic everywhere else.

Only difference is you might get to try some tasty food maybe

>6'1".
>good looking.
>fit
>wealthy
>dateless KHV that's been rejected 6 times

You're delusional as fuck

Who told you that you're good looking if you have no friends and haven't been on a date? Why would you believe them?

hi Richie, I'm virgin as well.

Thanks bro. I think I can do it it because I give everything to a family and don't need shit for myself. Just gotta put in more work.

I am good looking. Pic related is me. I'm most likely the best looking person on Veeky Forums you are all dumb poorfags that shill shitcoins all day.

>Wealthy
>can't even take a good photo
kys

I'd tap that

You look weird dude. Nice skin too. If you actually think you are the most attractive person on Veeky Forums you are fucking delusional. No wonder nobody wants to fuck you; you sound like a dickbag.

...

you look like a rapist

Pretty much this

you look like a rapist dude. that's why chicks don't want to be around you

Only one thing TO do user

> rich

top kek

lol, I bet you're a Nice Guy TM tough

Im not surprised the first person to beg in this post was some pajeet scum.

Your not that good lookin bruh, but you should be able to get laid.

I really recommend buying a decent escort (you can check reviews online) to get over the mental "am virgin :(" hurdle. One in the $300-$400 range, local born girl. If you don't like that, try a gold digger maybe like from seekingarrangement, but an escort is waaaay better than a gold digger.

Are you porn addicted or so? Or some other addiction somewhere? Can kill your drive to go out and develop a personality. Are you sleep deprived?

Nigga you look like Jax Teller with downs.

>A 570k net worth at 22 isn't rich.
Kek that's the top 1% for my age.

you look like a heroin addict

I am sleep deprived and I jerk off about 1-2 times a day. I am a bit addicted to porn but nothing major. I've thought about getting a hooker but I'm just toi nervous of all the things that could go wrong. I've talked to a few on the phone and 95% of them were extremely bitchy.

Bro I'm not going to be mean but you ain't good looking. you're not ugly either though so you can get laid.

Just work on your social skills.

>im good looking
>posts pics
>it's a 6/10
literally every time

I don't recommend hookers though. Escorts and hookers are a big difference. Calling first is a good idea :) How did you pick them? Checked reviews and all?

If you're nervous about the legality you can always hop over to Belgium/The Netherlands, they even got virgin-specials (though I think those are a rip-off).

>I am sleep deprived and I jerk off about 1-2 times a day. I am a bit addicted to porn but nothing major.
Try fixing the sleep deprivation first. Jerking off is fine, but porn is good to reduce.
You come off as socially awkward on Veeky Forums, while you can carefully craft your response before hitting post.

Also, you mentioned being rejected 6 times - so you might have trouble coping with that. There's two options - having a large social circle so relationships form naturally, or going on a shitton of first dates and improving your social skills with each one.

What do you think holds you back when meeting friends? Even when awkward, you usually see awkward peeps finding each other. So are you like, shut-in? You could chat to people at university to start with?
Trying to gauge your situation.

In short, what this dude said

>i am good looking

TOPKEK

>6/10
4.5/10 at best

Inheriting, just like any young person with 6 figures.

He should feel lucky to have his own place. Its impossible to live on your own these days.

Avg looks. You shouldn't have a problem getting laid. It should actually be pretty automatic if you lower your standards and tap fat chicks. For you to be kissless though.... I think you might be mentally ill or something.

retard

Chicks are funny

there must be something really awkward about your get up though

consider fitness

Buy a dog.

Gross, I'd never go near fat chicks, the girls I asked out were around 6s-7s. I am fit a muscular, why should I sleep with a fatty? And I'm kissless because I've never been on a date.

Thanks mate, At least I'm better lookin than op.

I already work out. I'm 185 lbs and can bench press 250, I've been working out for 2 years.
I already have a dog.

She's probably too wide for OP's narrow wealth

I'll be your friend. It's my birthday and I live in a single apartment with only my wealth and video games to keep me company.

>I already have a dog.
Can I see a pic of your dog pls? I like dogs.

Here's my dog.

jesus, this board is a shit hole

> jpaR8hot
> R8hot
> R8 hot

We've found the oracle!

maybe work on your personality too then

I was the orbiter beta in high school. Now I'm the one fucking the hot girl while she breaks the hearts of the betas in her phone.

Aww, he's damn cute.

The reason I say this, is because harbouring an idea that's you're good looking is giving you an idea that you're entitled to something. Same thing happened to me, I assumed I was good looking and thus didn't have to put in the work.

Looking back, women were into me from 18 onwards, but it took until I was 26 until I met a woman aggressive enough to overcome my terrible social skills and have sex with me. I don't want the same thing to happen to you, so put yourself out there and don't be afraid. Eventually something will click.

Relevant story, when my husband asked me out and I said yes, he derped and replied "Oh no, I hoped you'd say no."
So I thought he rejected me and he'd have lost me if I weren't pushy and confronted him a few days later for being wish-washy. Apparently he just freaked out because he didn't expect a yes.
Also he's a poorfag and he's shorter than me. He was just great in social groups, that's why I liked him.

you have to put effort in social situations to get anything out of them

you sound like Elliot Rodger

Good hair dude but other than that you look like a sex offender. Learn how to take a good picture and stop thinking about children when doing so.

Oh, you're a sociopath. Neat.

op, dont listen to these fools. you are very handsome. im sure you will find what you are looking for.

you are very lucky to be so good looking AND rich! i have a very hard life and im very poor.

please help me out, user. help me make something of myself

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god bless you rich handsome user

>come from wealthy family
Wow, what a shocker user. So you're successful at absolutely nothing in life, ride off your parent's coattails, and expect to be successful with women? Top kek.

Holy shit just go on tinder and try not to be a retard.

>Doesn't understand interest
>Uses credit card

Might want to dump this one mate.

DO
NOT
LISTEN
TO THIS

This is how you get manipulated by a gold digger and you end up loosing everything in alimony. Don't jump around from slut to slut at clubs. Go to more relaxed events and find someone with like interests.

you have a long and uneven face. kind of like a downy ryan reynolds

This is the face of someone who's broke and depressed get the fuck out with your larp shit

You have $155k in a Wells Fargo savings account?

Literally kill yourself you absolutely retarded piece of shit.

Don't be a cunt, do things for joy not status and start training bjj. I'm a poorfag who makes about 25 grand a year but am a happy camper because I do what makes me happy and don't take shit off of anyone.

>3016668
LMFAOOOOOO