A global flood can't possibly have occur-

Are the Zeus rape chronicles real. I never listened in church.

So was Epic of Gilgamesh and so on.

>implying there weren't oceans at that time
>implying all the water didn't seep into the underground oceans
>implying there wasn't a giant layer of moisture in the atmosphere which helped animals stay huge (dinos=lizards, giants=humans)

yes

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meltwater_pulse_1A
It makes sense why so many cultures have the flood story when the oceans rose 50-100 FEET IN ONLY 500 YEARS. That shit's insane

Do you believe the Millennial Kingdom will be like the earth was in the time of the Garden of Eden?

Revelation 21:1
[ All Things Made New ]
Now I saw a new heaven and a new earth, for the first heaven and the first earth had passed away. Also there was no more sea.

Looks like the water's going back up where it belongs.

Also, if you've never seen an angel, or met anyone who has, they are tall. Very tall. 15' tall. So their offspring, fallen angel and raped human women, were the giants. Adam and Eve were not giants. The giants were the Nephilim, hybrids of fallen angels and humans.

And David killed the last of them.

The sealevel has been rising since the last glacial maximum, inundating populated coastal lines several times.
One notable rise is at the younger dryas, where a comet impact on the north american ice shield freed massive lakes of meltwater and darkening the sky for a century.
That's the same time a lot of the global megafauna disappeared.
This event is kept in memory by many ancient mythologies.

>1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
>2And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

>9And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
>10And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.

This is in the first chapter of the first book in the Bible.

So was Greek mythology

Make fun of creationism however you want but it's not worse than any other pseudoscience we let circulate unopposed

So is this the &humanities shitposting thread?

Fastest way to kill a tree is to submerge it in water

there are trees older than the flood

how the fuck is this supposed to be an argument
creationists are stupid
lots of pseudoscientists are stupid
people who are opposed to one form of pseudoscience are generally opposed to all of them
just because the culture at large refuses to acknowledge that many commonly held beliefs are in fact pseudoscientific does not mean that creationism gets a pass

>confusing a representation of the emergence of archetypal chaos as an actual historical event

Except none of those is a GLOBAL flood. Typical lying Christian cunt.

>falling for the "dating proves it" meme
answersingenesis.org/geology/carbon-14/oldest-living-tree-in-sweden/

Did Mexico just chuck a coffin into the sea or something?

The Maya had canoes that could carry over a dozen people and were 50 feet long, 8 feet wide.

No they didn't.

a fucking box

Read Columbus' writings.

>Dinosaurs by design

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_droughts

Hehe, checkmate theist.

>that mayan ship
They were truly ayylmaos.

>using carbon dating on trees
Every heard of growth rings?

answersingenesis.org/age-of-the-earth/biblical-chronology-and-8000-year-bristlecone-pine-chronology/
Also unreliable.

>answersingenesis.org

>China
>Flood myth
The only thing remotely close was Prince Yu the Builder's myth.

And it wasn't even apocalyptic flood: the Protochinks were just assmad that the Yangzte destroys all their crops and parts of their villages in massive floods. So there's this tribal chief named Yu who united everyone along the Yangzte, marched upriver and supposedly built a massive earthworks dam that the Three Gorges geological feature supposedly was.

No arks involved whatsoever.

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>Finnish flood myth
No such thing exists.

That faggot is wearing a bucket with two sets of traffic lights on his head.

>answersingenesis.org/age-of-the-earth/biblical-chronology-and-8000-year-bristlecone-pine-chronology/
"The 8,000-year-long BCP chronology appears to be correctly crossmatched, and there is no evidence that bristlecone pines can put on more than one ring per year. "
Even your own link can't refute it.

>Some pictures of boats
Well I'm convinced

>Because many people lived several hundreds of years at that time

>All major civilizations arose near bodies of water such as oceans, lakes, and rivers
>these flood from time to time
>legends of great floods arise from separate real life events

Difficult to believe, I know.

Plus you know most civilizations originated in river valleys which are prone to flooding. It isn't hard to imagine why the Babylonians or Chinese might have a great flood myth.

creation.com/swedish-trees-older-than-the-universe

>argument from ridicule
Two can play at that game.

Everyone has global flood myths because all early civilizations lived near or around a source of freshwater, which would periodically flood their entire world. If an actual global flood occurred, we would have geologic evidence of it occurring at some specific time.

See answersingenesis.org/age-of-the-earth/biblical-chronology-and-8000-year-bristlecone-pine-chronology/

but we have geological evidence

Those aren't "global floods" though. They are periods were sea levels rose over several hundred years. The ocean wouldn't "reach over the tops of mountains." It's much more realistic to think that large localized floods happened at various points in prehistory to separate groups of people at different times and those events were embellished over many generations. Eventually those stories would make their way into local legend and eventually the different mythologies. Localized floods are fairly common and when you have a small group of people who know nothing of the world outside of their small pocket experience one, it could easily be interpreted as a "global floods."

Some of it is not unlikely to have been happening in single catastrophic events thought
>meltwater accumulates in glacial lake
>lake brakes open and causes an outburst flood
>outburst flood hits ocean
>giant tsunami hits coastal regions
>most of coast dwelling human population of affected areas dead in a day
>survivors passing down tales of "the whole world was flooded and we survived with the help of the god(s)"

Of cause localized floods will have their place in creating flood myths, but I find it much more likely that all the ancient coastal and estuarine habitat of humans disappearing under >100m of ocean is responsible for this reoccurring theme in many culture

That's plausible, but still not on a global level. Let's say hypothetically a tsunami was formed from a lake bursting in the Atlantic near Newfoundland. There is no way that tsunami would be able to affect the sea level drastically in Japan. Definitely that could have happened in a larger sphere than a single local civilization though. I'm not refuting your claims as to larger events overall, just that it was a single, worldwide flood as described in Genesis.

Sure user, whatever you say

>Over a dozen
Golly what a vessel

Global flood happened twelve thousand years ago when a comet impact caused the north american glacier to melt catastrophically, leading to massive sea level rise destroying the ice age coastal civilizations.

>Also, if you've never seen an angel
Then you would know majority of them are inhuman and the first thing they say is
>Be not afraid
for a reason.

That's not how that works. It caused a global cooling that knocked the earth out of it's "warming phase."

Looking up what seraphim and cherubim are supposed to look like is terrifying.

You guys need to watch AronRa's videos in why a global flood just isn't likely.

Send all creationists to gulags.

Pretty much this.
Also if there were some sort of civilization before this event on pre industrial level it got hit hard.
>most fertile lands with most people are under sea
>most cities, elites and knowledge is lost
>all ships are lost as a people who know how to make them
This catastrophe was a apocalypse tier.