> be me > 24 yrs old and about to graduate college > baby on the way > read about this new thing called bitcoin > oh shit this is cool > I've got $100 spare bucks I could use to buy some and see what happens > never pay attention to it again until this year > holy shit btc is at 3k fuck me I'm a fucking millionaire > $100 worth of bitcoin bought me 1400 bitcoin > 1400 bitcoin worth $4.2 million now > mfw I did nothing and I'm a millionaire
What actually happened:
> be me > 24 yrs old and about to graduate college > baby on the way > read about this new thing called bitcoin > oh shit this is cool > I've got $100 spare bucks I could use to buy some and see what happens > but I'd rather buy call of duty Modern Warfare 2 > also get taco bell > have $25 left. > buy wife some flowers cause she is having a rough day and doesn't feel good > get a box of donuts as well > play modern warfare 2 while wife and I eat donuts and taco bell while we talk about what we will do after I graduate > 12 donuts and taco bell now turned into literal shit and shit out years ago > MW2 sells for $4.99 used (or $4.49 if you are a super duper gamestop fucker) > MFW I spent $4.2 million dollars worth of fucking taco bell and modern warfare 2.
Can still remember the exact moment I sat in that class and read about bitcoin's introduction and said fuck it i'm gonna play video games instead.
Nathaniel Price
As if you wouldn't have sold when your investment would have doubled, faggot.
Also; >24 yrs old >baby on the way
Degenerate trash.
Grayson Miller
I’m in the same boat except I spent all of my btc on the dark net.
Tyler Perry
At least you learned the most important lesson of all OP: Video games are a waste of time and money and nothing worthwhile comes from playing them. It's faux progress in a faux world which amounts to nothing in the real world. For your comfort, I had nearly nearly 100 btc on a computer once upon a time from mining. Back when you could mine with an intel atom. I wiped the drive and forgot about it, thinking "bitcoin is dumb" etc. We're still early enough yaknow. We're all gonna make it
Elijah Anderson
>degenerate depends If you start working at 16, no debt, savings, guaranted income
you can be a good dad at 24, in fact, the younger, the better
having fun with your kids matters more, age doesn't teach proper parenting anyway
Jeremiah Myers
Yeah we all did that you idiot. You are not a special snowflake
Cooper Moore
>guaranted income Attorney now, wife is stay at home mom to 4 kids. Making 75k a year in a small town so good money. Kids never go hungry. Not on food stamps/welfare/WIC. fell for the meme that you should be a virgin and die alone. What the fuck good is all the money you save on not having a family if you never have a family. $ is nice but love is better. I get greeted by 4 kids and a loving wife every day when I get home. Fuck anyone who this that doesn't have value.
Liam Ward
I was 17 when i read up on bitcoin and wanted to buy it back in 11'.
Turns out it was much easier to convince parents to buy me shit on steam than use their CC to buy bitcoin.
December holiday break during my junior year in high school going into senior year. i remember it being 3 bucks or something. All i wanted was $100 worth.
sure i wasn't going to be a millionaire but i would have been able to pay through college with that money at the very least (we are a poor family).
now i'm stuck working barely affording living expenses. I still dream of going to college before 25 and graduating before 30
Jack Carter
>Looks at purchase history on abm before it shuts down >13.8 BTC spent JUST end me
Landon Evans
this is the first bitcoin purchase i ever made actually.
i spent it on a Veeky Forums pass. I suppose i deserve to be poor lmao.
Christian Clark
I have met a girl i want to marry. Im 22, shes 19, weve talked about this and its a done deal if i propose. We both want a lot og kids and i can see her being the best mom ever. Thing is were of different culture, religion, race(im european, shes arab) and we dont share the same mother tongue.
We love eachother to death and our families like each other, but im still unsure. Im afraid this culture/religion thing might cause us to panic and ruin things for us someday. What do you guys think?
Tyler Ramirez
I managed to accrue almost .5 btc just from clicking on faucets for a month back in 2012. Then the hdd on that comp got fried and the private key to my wallet with it. Rip in peace
Adam Murphy
haha, upvoting this comment
Nicholas Garcia
be prepared for an alloha snackbar at the wedding, user.
Camden Perry
I hope you both die before you rats breed.
Oliver Gutierrez
stop posting here /pol/ fag
Carson Richardson
So you mean you spent $100?
Lincoln Reyes
mined bitcoin with some friends back in 2009 because the whole premise was interesting.
Bought bitcoin again in 2011 because some asian kid telling me that i'll be the new currency in 50 years so i might as well get now.
sold all my bitcoins at 3700 USD a piece and today paid tax on 30% of half of what I made.
This morning i ordered a tesla model X, and i'm shopping for a modern home with a large garage and plenty of windows near the lake.
Jordan Campbell
Good larp.
Gavin Wood
24 is too late to start having white babies
Need to start at 19 and keep having them every year until your 40 even if its with multiple women