Which language should I learn?
Hebrew
Arabic
Persian
Which language should I learn?
Gabriel Hughes
Jack Lewis
Sand nigger.
Jose Moore
C++
Thomas Martinez
English.
Ethan Sanchez
Armenian
Brayden Roberts
你 应该 学习中文
Brandon Morgan
Deutsch, language of the master race.
Henry Morgan
Russian
Julian Cooper
Español
Thomas Clark
Arabic, also known as 'Modern German'.
Seriously though, Hebrew won't help you unless you convert to Judaism, marry a Jewess, and embed yourself in their community.
And Arabs simply have more money to throw around internationally than Iranians or other Persian speaking communities.
I saw a photo art piece of just snapshots of real life in Kensington, like the Rich part of London - a global city, and I swear 60% of the people were Arab women with designer Hijab, puffed up fish lips, terrible Versace bling, stepping out of a Rolls or Maserati.
>tfw it's not their religion that offends you, but their horrible taste
Arabic is the Veeky Forums choice.