im neither american nor russian, retard.
> Sensible people who live in european countries (west or east, for that matter) know what shitholes these are compared to the US
I'm well aware of the delusions americans peddle themselves within the UStarded education system, but believing in something does not make it so.
Contrary to popular american delusion, it is no longer 1991. Europe, with the exception of cucked "democracies" such as germany, has continued to improve while america's situation has gotten dire. Thats the entire premise your current President ran on, and he was correct, only he doesn't have the tools to resolve it because America's problems are structural.
> There'd a reason we dole out citizenship like candy while it takes a decade to become American legally
because american administration, like most other american systems, is retarded (UStarded. a special kind of retarded) and congested. And ultimately, does not even serve the purpose it sets out to achieve (keeping low quality people out, central and south america says thank you for taking their dysgenics)
And the reason european countries "dole out" citizenship (actually they don't, but I'm humoring your 95 iq conception of how residency works) is to facilitate economic opportunities across europa. There is much less risk of demographic disruption for say, switzerland or slovakia, than there is for the USA.
> But if you're not a parasite, the US offers limitless opportunities to become multi-millionaire within the law, buy yourself a nice house with acres of land and live with other wealthy people
oh so you're not pretending to be stupid, you actually are just stupid.