ITT: We make our own religion

Let's make our own religion one commandment at a time

>1. Thou shall hold no memes before me

>2. Thou shall revere Varg as an aspect of the All-Father

>3. Thou shalt not profane the Universal and Eternal Turkish Caliphate, The True Roman Successor State, and thou shalt fight in its cause with all of thy soul and all of thy heart and all of thy might.

>4. Carthago delenda est

>4. Thou shalt not masturbate to any other but anime traps

>2. Thou shalt wipe all Skydaddy worshipers from the face of the earth!

>V Thalt Shalt Not Post Worldbuilding threads outside of Veeky Forums, for that is their rightful home.

>5. Thou shalt disregard commandment 3.

Excerpt from the commentary of Grand Veeky Forumsotheosophist Imam Mehmet's 2078 commentary on our sacred Law:
>Many commentators have attempted to explain the relation between these laws, both purporting to be the fourth. Some have attributed an esoteric connection between the destruction of Carthage and masturbation, alleging that masturbation led to the fall of that once great society. Most commentators agree that "but anime traps" is a spurious addition which crept in much later due to the efforts of some pathetic basement weeb.
>It is generally agreed that this is a spurious edition. One should never despair of the compassion and mercy of our all-loving Skydaddy.

> VI Except in regards to commandments 2 and 2.

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>6. DELET THIS

>7 But do not forget it.

Excerpt from the commentary of Grand Veeky Forumsotheosophist Imam Mehmet:
>see pic related

>8 By adhering to the faith thou vow fealty to the House of Habsburg

No that's /k/, you can only masturbate to historical art

Pretty good

>9 a well regulated militia, being neccesary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed

>10. Thou shalt fear the black warrior, for he is descended from a great line of pharaohs and KANGS.

>11. Thou shalt not disrespect the black warrior for he is descended from god who created a great line of pharaohs and KANGS who are lighter skinned

What about

>Doesn't matter what you believe in, it will become true

This way we don't offend anyone guys

>13 Thou shalt not insult Charles second of Hapsburgs.

>14 Thou shalt eat a pizza pie without pineapple every Friday.

>14. Thou shalt love your neighbors and never lift a finger against them with ill intent, unless they disagree on the number and/or hypostasis of divine nature. Then they're fair game.

thou shalt post pregnant ann frank porn upon thy doorposts and recite jeff magnum's songs with your children on the feast of booths. when your son asks you "why do you post pregnant ann frank porn upon our doorpost and recite jeff magnum's music on the feast of booths?" you will reply "I wish that I could save her in some sort of time machine."