HOW 2 BIG MONEY CRYPTO??

Alright Veeky Forumsraelis,

Let's say hypothetically you hold in your hands $10,000 cash that you have decided to put into Bitcoin.

1) How do you buy $10,000 worth of Bitcoin?? >You have to sell your soul to go through coinbase
>Anything above $2,000 Moneygram won't accept (for LocalBitcoins)
>Any time you want to buy more than a couple hundred from LBC the vendor will require ID confirmation and other various personal information.
>Bitcoin ATM takes over 10% of your monies

2) How the fuck does one "cash out" $10,000+ crypto??
>Anything under a thousand or two I'd go through coinbase, but above 10k I know will draw unwanted attention
>Bitcoin ATM will take 10%+ and has low limits
the only option I see is LBC, but I hear lots of people get robbed or ripped off there. Do you need to jump through hoops to become a vendor there? Is there any guide to liquidating large amounts of BTC relatively anonymously (because fuck the taxman amirite)
alternatively, does anyone have any experiences selling coin on LBC??

TLDR: How to buy $10k+ buttcoin, how to sell $10k+ buttcoin???

JUST!

bamp

Does nobody here fuck with big amounts of money

are we talking anyway or the most shady way?

Would be great to know both

are u seriously asking this question? you're not gonna make it lad

well, normal way is just to make an account with whatever exchange you like, coinbase, bitstamp, etc etc. wire the money from your bank to the exchange. buy bitcoin. do the reverse if you plan to sell, exchanges will deposit money straight into your account.

shady way would be to do step 1 above, with a stolen ID you opened at any bank.

or, you can buy bitcoins in person from craigslist without taxman knowing, cash out the same way.

there is also an easier way if you have dual citizenship or know people overseas.

hodl

Maybe consider just paying your taxes like a normal person, you arn't equipped to hide 'big money' from the taxman whilst being able to actually spend it

>what is casino laundering