Has anyone here actually made enough money to retire, buy a lambo or go to the moon?

Veeky Forums doesn't suck most of the time. Back during the apocalypse a few weeks back I kept track of everyone's coins in their blockfolio, and ticked off a count in every one that was less than $10. Right as every coin started to rise simultaneously, I figured that would be the floor, so I bought the top 5 and I'm at double my initial investment.

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what is this? a thot selfie for ANTS?

THIS A MILLION TIMES THIS.

If you want money long-term, just be fucking patient.

Take a look at pretty well any stock price since 2008 compared to now.

BMW $17.21 ---> $83
Tesla IPO $18----> $400
Microsoft $27----> $73
Apple $13 ----> $180
Facebook IPO $30 ------> $150
Disney $30-------> $110
Ford $1.43 --------> $10.77

I could go on, but these are real-world companies that just create products with actual value (I don't mean twitter/snapchat/meme company bullshit) and their stock prices (which do not have even a tenth of the volatility/purchasing power of cryptos) have all increased at least fourfould in 9 years.

Maybe bitcoin bubbles. Maybe it doesn't. But it's increased millions of times in value since it was launched because it's got a real value. Any crypto (indeed, any product, really) that creates real value and has marketability will ALWAYS increase in price. It just takes time.

I have 17 BTC

Not stopping until I have 1 million euros worth on crypto

Cherry picking the biggest winners and using the biggest economic catastrophe since the 1930s as a starting point. I smell a no banc.

0x > bancucks

District0x> puny JUST 0x

I invested $700, currently have 64 Bitcoin

fucking sauce