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use the power of Allah, Muhammed

Joan the Martyr, a true saint

What's the name of this simulator ?

Brant Steeles, Hunger Games

No one's killing each other today, what happened?

what the fuck is going on? did everyone suddenly decide to become a pacifist?

yes! finally, some action!

2 and 4 are the strongest pairs.

Holy shit Columbus

>le other cheek
>war
tippy toppy

Et Tu Colombus?

Muhammed dies in an explosion. Typical.

the smug smile of Columbus is well deserved there
>Hitler and Genghis bonding over genocide

Why Khan?

>willy throws the first stone

Like pottery.

Looks like people had enough of colombus's shit.

seig heil motherfucker!

I bet colombus goes all cortez on monumentza's ass next round.

only 5 people left.

Columbus can't live with the guilt of all that btfo'
ing

I'm rolling for Napoleon

Oh shit! James murdered the man himself!

Down to three

NOOOO

Monumentza's such a bitch.

don't be a pussy Adolf

>Kills the madman himself
>Has actually learned from previous... mistakes
HE'S DOING IT
youtube.com/watch?v=n8oFKS84-yc

>spares Columbus when he wants to die
>proceeds to kill him later anyway for some reason

James you an idiot

The nazis fear the brown warrior.

...

WOW. ABSOLUTELY WOW.

Rolling for the corporal

>monumentza wins by doing absolutely fuck all

Montezuma won somehow.

...

So, in summary:
Columbus killed a bunch of people, and manipulated a few others into helping him. He then asks Hitler to kill him out of guilt, which gets denied, however he gets killed by Hitler later anyway. Hitler was basically the silent antagonist the entire game, stabbing Washington in the abdomen and convincing Genghis Khan to try to escape, resulting in his death. He then anticlimactically falls into a pit and fucking dies. Mohammed and Kangs almost immediately died because of landmines, a bunch of other retards fell to their deaths when they tried to climb a tree for no reason, and the entire game ended in Montezuma surviving because he was the one that was the least retarded.
This battle royale fucking sucked.

> Caesar getting killed by multiple people

>Tojo dies of dysentry
Poetic

gorbachev was a bro throughout, I was sad when he died

That was fun lets do another

It just keeps happening.

I'd do one but I'm on a phone.

>Hitler questions his sanity

I'd like to see
>Pu Yi
>Ungern-sternberg
>Macarthur
>Freud

Martin Luther King
Emu
Queen Elizabeth II

Charlemagne and Winston Churchill

Frederick Barbarossa

Charlie I of Spen

*Charlie II

of Spen

A shining victory for the aztecboos.

simaqian

>Christopher Columbus sets an explosive off
>kills the Prophet Mohammed
KEK

>Mikhail Gorbachev steals from George Washington while he isn't looking.
It's the cold war allover again

BASED COLUMBUS

Kek.

>monumentza

Hitler you titanic goof.

Put Cromwell in next one.

hai /hi- WHAT

>bet all my shekels on Adolf

>kills gorbachev, muhammad, and willy
Holy fuck incredible

Now this is worth saving

Solidus Snake

>Try to make another one of these
>Retardation makes me mess up numerous times, eventually just give up

Plz anyone who isn't an idiot, do another with suggested people.

Why is king tut here he's a wimp and is only famous for having a grave so puny grave robbers thought it was too much effort to rob it

Come on you fucks tell me who you want.

The Eternal Anglo
Voltiare

Charlemange and Emperor Augustine

Himmler?

Daddy Stalin

Diogenes

With Augustine do you mean Romolus Augustulus or Augustus?

Adding them in a sec.

NICKY-CHAN

>Hannibal
>Isaac Newton (I hope he falls to.his death)
>Herodotus

Franz Ferdinand

We still have place for 4 players!

Crazy Horse
Theodore Roosevelt

Henry V

Yi-Sun-Shin

Nikola Tesla

This smug fucker

So we're full!

Sorry,they'll be in the next game.

Diogenes will win

a lot of anglos on this one
betting for my man freud

Next time add Huemac of the Toltecs.

Let the game start!

Sorry for my shitty screens.

>Charlie II scares Yi-Sun-Shin
Way to fucking go, my boy.

Alright time to bet Veeky Forums
Emu will make it to top 5

I'll wager MLK to be in top 5 too.

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