Why have Nordics never contributed anything compared to English and Germans?

>Niels Bohr
>Alfred Nobel
>Carolus Linnaeus
Butthurt medshit detected

Legos

Linus Torvalds is also ethnic Swedish

He's Finnish

t. manlet swarthy people

Are you a homosexual?

I'll let you suck my Nordic cock, if that's what you're asking

Romans and Greeks had lot's of sex with Germanic/Nordic little boys.

read Tacitus, Germanic peoples drowned gays in swamps

Note that only taking it in the ass was gay(ergi)

Anal drillers weren't gay in ancient Scandinavia and were actually celebrated members of the community

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergi

Why do you make shit tier ethno-centric threads?

Very odd but in the Nordic and Neo-Pagan online communities you find loads of homosexuals for some reason.

did you even read the article you linked?
they were faggots, and looked down upon

neo-pagan = ancient nordic society
only greeks, romans and other meds were inclined to be homosexuals
the mummified remains we find in swamps in Denmark as likely homosexuals drowned by Norsemen
faggots are executed

*neo-pagan =/= ancient nordic society

What classify one as a homosexual in the old world we don't know.

>the term argr had connotations of a receptive, passive role of a freeborn man during homosexual intercourse

>in the Gudmundar Saga it was decided to put Thorunnr into bed with every buffon, and to do that to Bjorn the priest, which was considered no less dishonorable, dishonorable to Bjorn, not to his rapists.

No point trying to be a revisionist about it.

too busy raping anglo women

>Muh hair and eyes xD

You're no better than niggers and muh dick

Can't produce a counter argument, so you and deflect, sad!

t. Arab rape baby

low, spread out population + isolation from the rest of the world
centuries of being a backwater province doesn't exactly cultivate science

You have no argument so you shitpost presumptions of who I am. Italians gave us Rome, civilisation. What did nordshits ever do?

Italians are not the Romans of the past
read up on descriptions of the Emperors, they all had light hair and blue eyes
from Augustus, to Nero, to Flavio etc
modern Italians are swarthy and greasy mixed mongrels with a low IQ
you have NOTHING to be proud of since the Renaissance which was by the northern Italians, who are still somewhat white

t. Snownigger
Pro tip Vikings were the biggest niggers of all time

Nords gave us beautiful women

>Italians gave us Rome, civilisation.
the sumerians did you retard. the romans were just LARPing greeks

Nords gave you your kings and emperors

You should bow before every Nord you see because we are your eternal masters and gods

>OoP is useless
>Just use variables

why is this so funny

>Victor Sjöstrom
>Carl Theodor Dreyer
>Ingmar Bergman
>Ingrid Bergman
>Liv Ullmann
>Max von Sydow

Fuck off back to making fun of /pol/ on other boards. Your shitpost just affirms /pol/ by negating it.

this is Veeky Forums cunt

>and to do that to Bjorn the priest, which was considered no less dishonorable, dishonorable to Bjorn, not to his rapists.
>source: The construction of homosexuality
>by David F. Greenberg

Pure coincidence.

Your tiny snow nigger brain recognizes that the girl in your own picture is not naturally blonde, right?

Snow niggers, only good as sub sex slaves, just as the greeks and romans did, and made them keep their dumb little mouths shut.

Race doesn't matter its merit that counts.
Stop associating us with idiots like Varg

you're embarrassing yourself stormfag

this thread is distille autism

Hey inbred, time for your shift at Walmart.

Time to open the border to some Muslim Pakistani doctors then!

>Giacomo
>Cruciani
>WE WUZ ROMANZ WE WUZ NOT RAPED BY MOORS

Just admit that you have negroid blood, Luidgi

Still pretty white though

you hate us 'cause you ain't us

Imagine living in such a shithole of a country that you have to shitpost on Veeky Forums about Nordics to feel good about yourself.

Norway might well be the least relevant, least interesting nation in all of Eurasia.
Its history starts in the 11th century, and everything since then has been bland, bland, bland.
Swedes at least had a brief Empire, and Danes are pretty cool folk. Icelandic culture and history is cool as fuck, for such a small nation, but Norway? Nope.

Norway is the nation that settled Iceland, retard
Norway was a great power before the great powers existed
Geenland, the British Isles, Iceland, and even America bowed to Norwegian supremacy

>Diplom-Is
Nice, even if I prefer this

WE WUZ !!!

Add this to cheese peeler and you have the entire intellectual output of Norwegians for the past 800 years.

Stop lying.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristian_Birkeland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knut_Hamsun
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fridtjof_Nansen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May-Britt_Moser

I can keep going if you want.

They discovered the america's in the year 800 in small boats

Because Nordics come from the least hospitable and inhabited part of Europe. Also, there's a whole bunch of things they constributed. For instance Scandies were way ahead in everyone else in Europe, Africa and western Asia in terms of actually sea worthy ships

His father was a Danish catholic.

Norway has been either Denmark's or Sweden's backyard for most of their history. I don't think they even existed as a united people before they became part of Denmark.

Nordics are germanics, so are the English. Nordics have some if the highest per capita Nobel prizes in the world and were fundementally in the 20th century in the research of nuclear power, medical technology, and engineering.

>Inb4 hurr durr cucks

See pic related.

>Finland
>Suomi

Wtf is Suomi porn?

>tfw you will never be able to call yourself danish just because of pic related

Feels pretty bad /10

Norway was part of Sweden until early 20th century

>Nordics have some if the highest per capita Nobel prizes in the world
Yeah, if you count nobel peace prizes and noble literature prizes. Which were often given to completely irrelevant nordic nobodies.

Norway was very much its own thing from the late 800s until 1500-something, when the Danish king formally integrated the kingdom as a province of Denmark. Later, it would be restored as a kingdom and after a brief time of independence, it would enter into a union with Sweden.

>family from north Slesvig
>1864 happens
>two granddad conscripted in WW1
>fighting a war they want to lose
>which they do
>danish again
>one guy had to walk from home a POW work camp in the ural mountains barefooted first

Icelanders themselves are just Norwegians and Gaelic rapebabies. Icelandic history for the most part is basically just Norwegian history. Dublin and a few other Irish cities were founded by them and Normandy was settled by Norsemen under the leadership of the (argueably) Norwegian Rollo.

Suomi is Finnish for "Finland"

Harald Blåtand conquered Norway and installed Hakon, Knud also ruled Norway, I don't honestly remember if Svend Tveskæg did or if he just ruled Denmark and England.

>the modern brit is the result of generations upon generations of gaelic, roman, anglo, saxon, norwegian, danish, and french-norwegian/danish rape babies

Laughable

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